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[redrani]

Location: Ophara, a bar in the dodgy side of town
For: Anyone

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*huffs as she steps out of her TARDIS* I'd forgotten how very miserable this place was. *brushes her sleeves off distastefully* And filthy. *looks around, spotting a pub that looks like the prime place to pick up a few new subjects friends* *slides onto a stool, ordering a dry

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[saxonmaster]

*is lurking about in a corner when he spots the Rani* *totally secretly squees* *sidles up to her* *in Gallifreyan* Next round's on me.

[redrani]

*jumps, startled, but plays it off, sipping her drink coolly* Oh, which one are you, then? *touches the pulse at his throat* *dryly* Oh, wonderful. *to the gathered crowd* You may go.

[saxonmaster]

*pouts a bit* And here I thought we were finally getting along again after the mishaps of our childhood. *sips his Scotch, sitting down on the stool next to her*

[redrani]

*arches an eyebrow at him* You owe me a laboratory.

[saxonmaster]

*dramatic sigh* Why must you always hold grudges, Rani? It really doesn't suit you.

[redrani]

I wanted that lab. *scowls* You promised it to me. *gestures to him with her fingertips* And this... little regeneration of yours doesn't suit you. You don't look as though you're old enough to shave.

[saxonmaster]

*huffs, looking disgruntled* Honestly, just because I don't have a beard...*shakes his head* What are you doing here, anyway?

[redrani]

*frowns* I was pulled here. *makes a disgusted sound* I've never liked this place - it absolutely reeks of the Earth. *glances at him, sipping her martini* And you?

[saxonmaster]

Got shot by my wife, came back to life, and hitchhiked here. *shrug* And then the Doctor created a paradox machine to get my TARDIS.

[redrani]

*tries not to do a spit-take* You're what? *shakes her head* I should've known you were here after the Doctor. *glances over his shoulder as though expecting the Doctor* Where is he now? *lifts an eyebrow* Chained up somewhere, undoubtedly.

[saxonmaster]

Unfortunately, no. *sniffs* He's very hard to chain up these days. Spends all his time fucking every human in sight.

[redrani]

*smirks* Oh? And that leaves you out in the cold, then? *pats his hand, mockingly* There, there, Master. *frowns suddenly and pulls away* You're not going to... *makes a vague gesture of distaste*...cry about him or something, are you?

[saxonmaster]

*rolls his eyes* Hardly. The man won't leave me alone. All "Why won't you love me, Master?" *twists the ring on his left hand* Between that and the stabbings, I'm tempted to just lock him up in a padded room in my TARDIS.

[redrani]

*wrinkles her nose and looks pointedly at the ring* I thought your wife shot you. *frowns* How'd you end up married, anyway? Have you no shame whatsoever? *snaps her fingers to bring the bartender round for more drinks*

[saxonmaster]

That wife shot me. I married her as part of my ploy to become the Prime Minister of Britain. This one...*coughs* was the result of getting far too drunk when I'd already lost a fair bit of blood. Not exactly the brightest of ideas.

[redrani]

Married twice then? To a woman, no less. *smirks* And you didn't even invite me. I'm so hurt. *shakes her head* So who's the unlucky little woman now?