Eww!
Had the most exciting bus ride yesterday after work....I say exciting...but I reallly mean sickening.
I was basically minding my own business looking out of the window and stoning...for most part of the journey. On the Waterloo Bridge, I always look at the Antony Gormley statues. They are on both sides, and I turned to look at those across the road... and on the seats on the other side of the bus beside me, there was a black guy with his dick out, erected and everything. Now, what I wanna know is how long he's had it out, and how long he waited for me to see it.
I don't even know if he saw me seeing it, cos I didn't flinch, though I got a huge adrenaline surge cos I was so shocked. I just pretended to look at the Gormley statues...and turned back. I don't know if he was looking at me or not, but he was definitely facing me and wanted to see my reaction. Gave Janson a call to complain in Mandarin, but had to say lan jiao cos I don't know what the Chinese word for it is...
I noticed later that when someone came up the bus, he would hide it underneath his shirt...but he was basically stroking it when I saw it. What can I say? For the first time in my life, something made me wanna puke immediately. I felt I was gonna be sick any minute. I seriously couldn't believe it was out.
I'm trying to rationalise why someone would do that. Cos won't people around see it too? Or was he trying to show me how big it was? It wasn't that big really...I can't really remember...i just know i saw a dick. He obviously was targeting me...cos I was sitting directly next to him...he was not on my seats...we were separated by the aisle on a double decker bus. I didn't want to make a big fuss cos I don't want him to know I saw it...so he would think he has done it in vain....
Seriously...I'm gonna sit at the seats where the barricade for the stairs are so there are no seats next to me. And I will sit on the outside seat, so I have the whole thing to myself...I'd hate to think about how the situation would be if it was a crowded bus and we'd been standing up....
I was basically minding my own business looking out of the window and stoning...for most part of the journey. On the Waterloo Bridge, I always look at the Antony Gormley statues. They are on both sides, and I turned to look at those across the road... and on the seats on the other side of the bus beside me, there was a black guy with his dick out, erected and everything. Now, what I wanna know is how long he's had it out, and how long he waited for me to see it.
I don't even know if he saw me seeing it, cos I didn't flinch, though I got a huge adrenaline surge cos I was so shocked. I just pretended to look at the Gormley statues...and turned back. I don't know if he was looking at me or not, but he was definitely facing me and wanted to see my reaction. Gave Janson a call to complain in Mandarin, but had to say lan jiao cos I don't know what the Chinese word for it is...
I noticed later that when someone came up the bus, he would hide it underneath his shirt...but he was basically stroking it when I saw it. What can I say? For the first time in my life, something made me wanna puke immediately. I felt I was gonna be sick any minute. I seriously couldn't believe it was out.
I'm trying to rationalise why someone would do that. Cos won't people around see it too? Or was he trying to show me how big it was? It wasn't that big really...I can't really remember...i just know i saw a dick. He obviously was targeting me...cos I was sitting directly next to him...he was not on my seats...we were separated by the aisle on a double decker bus. I didn't want to make a big fuss cos I don't want him to know I saw it...so he would think he has done it in vain....
Seriously...I'm gonna sit at the seats where the barricade for the stairs are so there are no seats next to me. And I will sit on the outside seat, so I have the whole thing to myself...I'd hate to think about how the situation would be if it was a crowded bus and we'd been standing up....