How to SERIOUSLY annoy me
Walk in here like you own the place, pull a cup out of your bag and fill it while looking around to make sure no one sees you stealing coffee, sit down, pull out your cheap Dell Inspiron, classless Motorola Razr, and start talking loudly to your friend. ON. THE. PHONE. And after you're done with that conversation, TALK TO TWO MORE PEOPLE ON THE PHONE. That's what cars and oh yeah, OUTSIDE, are for.
I'm sorry, do you not see the FOUR tables surrounding you that are obviously being used by college students-- heads bent and books open? It's okay, I mean, people who are studying their hearts out LOVE to hear you talk at the top of your lungs about the traffic jam your friend ran into this morning. Honestly, why learn about how to save your life (after that car accident contains YOU) when we can learn about two-lane traffic?
Also, if you're going to talk so obnoxiously loud, how dare you cuss around all these people? Gosh, I hope I don't stand up and accidentally knock my tea all over your piece of crap computer, because that would really be a shame. It would also be a shame if I dropped a knife on your face.
Keep talking, see what happens.
I'm sorry, do you not see the FOUR tables surrounding you that are obviously being used by college students-- heads bent and books open? It's okay, I mean, people who are studying their hearts out LOVE to hear you talk at the top of your lungs about the traffic jam your friend ran into this morning. Honestly, why learn about how to save your life (after that car accident contains YOU) when we can learn about two-lane traffic?
Also, if you're going to talk so obnoxiously loud, how dare you cuss around all these people? Gosh, I hope I don't stand up and accidentally knock my tea all over your piece of crap computer, because that would really be a shame. It would also be a shame if I dropped a knife on your face.
Keep talking, see what happens.