It's one of those Love-Hate things
Pfft.
That was the sound of me exhaling. Because I've been so busy lately that sometimes I FORGET TO BREATHE! 20 hours of work, 14 credits at school, and I'm supposed to be putting in 27+ hours of studying a week? Hello, buh-bye, I am so hiding under a rock for the remainder of my life. I love school. School is amazing. I wish I could do school every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year. Especially leap years. Except when I say "love" I mean "hate with the fires of a thousand suns" and when I say "wish I could" I mean "wish I could light all my books on fire and watch them burn while my teachers helplessly watch with duct tape over their mouths."
On the bright side, I eat breaded chicken every day of the week except for Sundays. Oh, did I say bright side? I meant YAY I LOVE DEEP FRIED CHICKEN FOR LUNCH AT SCHOOL AND THEN FOR DINNER TOO! IT MAKES ME FEEL SO HEALTHY! but I put a moderate amount of sarcasm in there.
What I love even more than all of that is TRAFFIC! Traffic is beautiful. Traffic makes me wake up a whole entire forty minutes early so I can get to school on time! I love it. Especially when big fat women in SUVs don't merge, but instead drive along beside me on one lane roads when theres nothing for me to turn into but a concrete wall, or when teenagers on cell phones cut across not one but two lanes and then slow down to ten mph UNDER the speed limit, causing me to slam on my brakes and scream bloody murder. I love it.
But most of all I love school. And I love that since adults think we have nothing in common aside from the fact that they too went to school, they should always ask me "are you liking school?"
YES I LOVE SCHOOL. NOW HAND ME SOME MATCHES AND DUCT TAPE AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
That was the sound of me exhaling. Because I've been so busy lately that sometimes I FORGET TO BREATHE! 20 hours of work, 14 credits at school, and I'm supposed to be putting in 27+ hours of studying a week? Hello, buh-bye, I am so hiding under a rock for the remainder of my life. I love school. School is amazing. I wish I could do school every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year. Especially leap years. Except when I say "love" I mean "hate with the fires of a thousand suns" and when I say "wish I could" I mean "wish I could light all my books on fire and watch them burn while my teachers helplessly watch with duct tape over their mouths."
On the bright side, I eat breaded chicken every day of the week except for Sundays. Oh, did I say bright side? I meant YAY I LOVE DEEP FRIED CHICKEN FOR LUNCH AT SCHOOL AND THEN FOR DINNER TOO! IT MAKES ME FEEL SO HEALTHY! but I put a moderate amount of sarcasm in there.
What I love even more than all of that is TRAFFIC! Traffic is beautiful. Traffic makes me wake up a whole entire forty minutes early so I can get to school on time! I love it. Especially when big fat women in SUVs don't merge, but instead drive along beside me on one lane roads when theres nothing for me to turn into but a concrete wall, or when teenagers on cell phones cut across not one but two lanes and then slow down to ten mph UNDER the speed limit, causing me to slam on my brakes and scream bloody murder. I love it.
But most of all I love school. And I love that since adults think we have nothing in common aside from the fact that they too went to school, they should always ask me "are you liking school?"
YES I LOVE SCHOOL. NOW HAND ME SOME MATCHES AND DUCT TAPE AND HAVE A NICE DAY.