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Saw this in the comments section on Digg. So true.
He needs to lose his cool, walk into a meeting with the EPA kick over the conference table and say:
"Listen fuckers, I'm sick and tired of this bullshit with BP! Get the fuck down there, handle this shit even if you have to wipe your assess with oil stained sand! I want hourly reports, blogs, tweets, status updates, 4chan threads, press events , whatever the fuck, explaining to every damn citizen that we are on this shit and doing every god damn thing we can with every swinging dick on the taxpayer payroll!".
He then should turn his back, throw up his hands, yell "Christ!" and storm out knocking over a chair resonating loudly in the room.
He needs to lose his cool, walk into a meeting with the EPA kick over the conference table and say:
"Listen fuckers, I'm sick and tired of this bullshit with BP! Get the fuck down there, handle this shit even if you have to wipe your assess with oil stained sand! I want hourly reports, blogs, tweets, status updates, 4chan threads, press events , whatever the fuck, explaining to every damn citizen that we are on this shit and doing every god damn thing we can with every swinging dick on the taxpayer payroll!".
He then should turn his back, throw up his hands, yell "Christ!" and storm out knocking over a chair resonating loudly in the room.