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I dont know what prompted me to do this, but hey what the fuck, I was bored, so this took up a few minutes.
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A Tobey in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes, ,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
six bitchy pmsing wives
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven sluts a-swimming,
six bitchy pmsing wives
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking - this one needs no alteration.
Seven sluts a-swimming,
six bitchy pmsing wives
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine faggots dancing,
Eight maids a-milking - not even gonna touch that one!
Seven sluts a-swimming,
six bitchy pmsing wives
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten anal beads
Nine faggots dancing,
Eight maids a-milking - not even gonna touch that one!
Seven sluts a-swimming,
six bitchy pmsing wives
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven babes a blowing
Ten anal beads
Nine faggots dancing,
Eight maids a-milking - not even gonna touch that one!
Seven sluts a-swimming,
six bitchy pmsing wives
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve bangers banging
Eleven babes blowing
Ten anal beads
Nine faggots dancing,
Eight maids a-milking - not even gonna touch that one!
Seven sluts a-swimming,
six bitchy pmsing wives
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
Have a Happy Holidays my friends, and remember there will be a movie night at my place on Friday, if anyone woule like to attend. Get me here, or let me know via Phone or Aim.
Mwahahahahahahaha!
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A Tobey in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes, ,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
six bitchy pmsing wives
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven sluts a-swimming,
six bitchy pmsing wives
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking - this one needs no alteration.
Seven sluts a-swimming,
six bitchy pmsing wives
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine faggots dancing,
Eight maids a-milking - not even gonna touch that one!
Seven sluts a-swimming,
six bitchy pmsing wives
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten anal beads
Nine faggots dancing,
Eight maids a-milking - not even gonna touch that one!
Seven sluts a-swimming,
six bitchy pmsing wives
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven babes a blowing
Ten anal beads
Nine faggots dancing,
Eight maids a-milking - not even gonna touch that one!
Seven sluts a-swimming,
six bitchy pmsing wives
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve bangers banging
Eleven babes blowing
Ten anal beads
Nine faggots dancing,
Eight maids a-milking - not even gonna touch that one!
Seven sluts a-swimming,
six bitchy pmsing wives
Five golden socks,
Four french whores,
Three purple dildoes,
two flavored lubes,
And a Tobey in a pear tree.
Have a Happy Holidays my friends, and remember there will be a movie night at my place on Friday, if anyone woule like to attend. Get me here, or let me know via Phone or Aim.
Mwahahahahahahaha!