Comments | redpaperfan: [ Transmission #9: Unintended ]

redpaperfan

[ Transmission #9: Unintended ]

Jun 17, 2009 19:59

[ To sleep, perchance to dream. Three hours, three minutes, three seconds of nightmares, visiting the reality of what has been and the possibility of what could, each individual worry and ill potential playing out to their various ends. At the end of this, Sasuke finds himself awake, blearily knowing to be prepared for the worst ( Read more... )

not what was expected, (plot) bad end, you will be my unintended, what he can't forgive, nobody dies in this one, the greatest fear

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

hellcommander June 18 2009, 04:06:09 UTC

You are most afraid...

of having a fucking kid.

[he buries his face in his hands]

I hate this ship and every fucking person on it.

redpaperfan June 18 2009, 04:10:21 UTC

[ Sasuke's response is delayed, like it's been for everyone so far. When he does talk, it's quiet and flat. ]

...Shut up. You have no idea what you're talking about.

hellcommander June 18 2009, 04:11:17 UTC

Yeah, why don't you go in my room and get your face turned into fucking ground meat. Wuss.

redpaperfan June 18 2009, 04:20:31 UTC

I said you have no idea what you're blathering on about. Shut up.

[ Not to mention, hey, his childhood rocked too. =|b Of course, not being mentioned, it's meaningless. ]

hellcommander June 18 2009, 04:26:01 UTC

[Hiruma is just an enormous dick. ENORMOUS. Also a little jealous]

Oh fuck you. Why should I? How the fuck is it fair that YOUR worst nightmare is a fucking tiny meatbag that shits and cries and mine is a free for all, ego killing, head smashing gang bang? So shut the fuck up about it, you fucking chicken wuss. Cause there is no fucking reason to be deathly afraid of reproduction. None.

redpaperfan June 18 2009, 05:08:32 UTC

Fair? [ Ah, there's a fun word! Sasuke's lips curl up just barely at the corner. ] Moron. Take your presumptuous ass and fuck off. Superficiality bores me.

hellcommander June 18 2009, 05:10:15 UTC

You know what bores me?

Cowards who's worst fear is fucking retarded.

Go get fucked.

... Oh wait! IT SEEMS YOU ALREADY FUCKING DID! KEKEKEKEKE!!

redpaperfan June 18 2009, 05:16:14 UTC

[ Thanks, Hiruma, you're making him act more normal. LMAO. Wtf, he arches an eyebrow at that. ]

...That's the best you could come up with?

hellcommander June 18 2009, 05:18:50 UTC

[SOB. Or maybe he was trying to help ALL ALONG. Who knows.]

Kekeke. So the chick you apparently knocked up. She's hot at least, right?

redpaperfan June 18 2009, 05:46:29 UTC

[ SUCH A SNEAKY... FOOTBALL PLAYER. Sounding a bit dry: ]

I wouldn't know. I haven't exactly met her.

[ Only there's another disturbance at the entrance, as a tired looking young woman is wheeled out. She's apparently, on a chat-vote of 5-1, astonishingly attractive... if flat chested. That she lights up when she sees the trio on the chairs and locks her eyes on the infant seem to speak as to who she is. Looks like it's about time for the infant to exit, stage left. Sakura at least is up and asking why the hell someone who just finished giving birth isn't lying the hell down. ]

hellcommander June 18 2009, 05:50:38 UTC

[SO SNEAKY THIS BOY. Sob I don't even know what I'm doing half the time, I just do things. Hiruma glances at the woman and cackles a bit]

I'd say she's a fucking catch. This nightmare could be so much fucking worse you know. She could be a hag! But she's a fucking peach.

redpaperfan June 18 2009, 06:03:08 UTC

[ It's wonderful, either way. ♥ Sasuke stands, prompted by Naruto's not so subtle shove, and Sakura's expectant look.

Why the hell was he playing along? This was a fucking charade. ]

Want to trade?

[ He's keeping himself neutral with an iron will as he approached part of this whole fabrication. He hands the infant over, glad this time she didn't start shrieking. ]

hellcommander June 18 2009, 06:12:53 UTC

[Hiruma cackles]

Sure. I'll take a hospital and a hot chick over getting my brains beat out by my team mates any day. I like my brains, you know. In my fucking head. Where they can do their job. [he taps his head with a finger. He seems to be in much better spirits already]

See, out of your hands now.

redpaperfan June 18 2009, 06:49:47 UTC

[ Child safely transferred, it takes about a minute before the scene tries to reset itself.

And in that moment, Sasuke turns and walks out the door. ]

How kind. Where are you?

hellcommander June 18 2009, 06:52:10 UTC

Right now? Outside the Kepler cabins. My room is actually in Economy.

Kekeke, not that it matters much. They're all rotted.

I was sort of kidding though. I doubt they'd actually beat YOU up.

redpaperfan June 18 2009, 07:29:04 UTC

[ He's going to find him anyway. Tired ninja is still fast, and Hiruma's outside his level anyway. ]

'Sort of?' Come on.

The laws within these worlds don't follow reality.

Back to all threads