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Aug 04, 2005 20:52

if you were to ask me why i love dan hudner, i would simply refer you to this conversation:

Ive REDORKULATED: or so it would seem
Ive REDORKULATED: sometimes the oak doesnt sway too far from its branches, gnumsayin?
PenguinDEH: i mean, i understand the... no
Ive REDORKULATED: dullard
PenguinDEH: what the hell are you gsayin?
Ive REDORKULATED: you wouldn't understand anyway
PenguinDEH: i just want to help!
PenguinDEH: you have to express your metaphores to others
Ive REDORKULATED: then help by not throwing any more wild pitches
Ive REDORKULATED: if you know what im saying
PenguinDEH: cause they is fucked up shit, and they dont make no kind o sense
PenguinDEH: ohhh okay
Ive REDORKULATED: THANK you
Ive REDORKULATED: thats all i ask
PenguinDEH: i gotcha... take out the boats with two stones, eh?
Ive REDORKULATED: thats right, so the third stays right in your bootstrap where it belongs
Ive REDORKULATED: glad we're on the same pagew
PenguinDEH: hot damn, all you had to say was some birds are not meant to be egged!
Ive REDORKULATED: i wasn't sure if you had all the right pillowcases
PenguinDEH: i ATE the pillowcases... for fiber
PenguinDEH: but seriously... i gotta go eat icecream
Ive REDORKULATED: Oh well, my mistake. Some crocs don't catch second glimpses from dingos.
PenguinDEH: for fiber
PenguinDEH: ahh, but the second hand of time will always go with the coyote, to eat its young
Ive REDORKULATED: unless it's daylight savings time
PenguinDEH: and then its as though the headlights of hte world have those little headlight squeegie-wiper things
Ive REDORKULATED: fat lot of good headlights will do you if your navigator's in the board room canoodling with the ferris wheel operator
Ive REDORKULATED: ASS
PenguinDEH: YEAH and my navigator became pregnant wiht the child of the village... dick
PenguinDEH: the icecream calls
PenguinDEH: assume bushs at 10
PenguinDEH: unless i contact you like the straw whistles in the wind, blowing debris over the bag
Ive REDORKULATED: very good then
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