Merlin 3x5
Okay, so first of all: why are Merlin and Arthur spending so much time alone in the woods, without even bringing horses, or any kind of companions to maybe, idk, help when they are attacked by various people? I mean, considering how everyone and their mother have been gunning for the crown prince since the show started and all? I'm telling you, the only viable explanation to this is that they hide away together to have lots of sex be alone. Or possibly practicing Merlin's magic. I mean, really, show? HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN IT? :)
Poor Merlin watching his boyfriend dying. TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, ALREADY, YOU STUPID BOY! Also, Colin Morgan is once again INSANELY pretty. I very much approve.
Shiny cave is shiny. And possibly stolen from the set of Superman III. Heh.
Merlin, please note that trying to prevent a prophesy is a certain way to make it come true. Didn't you ever read Macbeth? Seeing as Camelot has all sorts of things that should not exist in your time (like tomatoes), I'm sure you can find a copy of it somewhere.
Aw, poor Morgana. Finding out Uther is your real father can never be much fun. But you know what this means, right? RIGHT? No more guilt over crushing on your half-sister! Threesomes with Cendred are all good! Now go pick out a leather corset and start working on this. :DDD
Merlin in the rain, watching Arthur kill a training dummy. Colin Morgan, you are KILLING ME with the pretty here! And why, WHY don't we get to see the scene where he helps Arthur out of his wet armour and they're all awkward about everything they're not saying. Come ON, show. Pretty please?
Hypocrite Uther deserves to get bitch slapped by karma big time. Just saying. Both his children taking up with wizards should probably do the trick, no?
Okay, so clearly, Morgana is hell-bent on going evil in a very Greek tragedy kind of way. So here's what I want to see: Morgause and Merlin working together to save her (and Arthur, because you just know she's going to be going after him next) and being bad-ass and magical together. The magical adventures of Merlin and Morgause! Don't tell me that's not a fabulous idea. SO MUCH PRETTY, OMG!
Next week: the glowing, creepy-looking faeries are back. And a new (possibly evil) blonde wants to marry Arthur. I'm sensing a magical trap and Merlin coming up with yet another bleak excuse for why Arthur mysteriously survived something by tripping and hitting his head. :) Also, WHEN is Lancelot coming back?
/okay, done babbling.