Every Time, I Tell You
This happens to me every time.
Me: [pulls out carton of B&J fro-yo] There's not much left. I'll eat it out of the carton.
Me: There is a LOT left. You will NOT eat it out of the carton. You will scoop yourself a reasonably sized serving into this half-cup dish.
Me: [scoops entire remainder of carton into tiny bowl. It reaches so high up out of the bowl it teeters a bit, so Me leans over the counter and takes a bite out of the top.] There, I scooped myself a reasonably-sized serving. It fits in the half-cup dish. Therefore, it's a half cup. Jeez, and I dirtied a dish for nothing, Me.
Me: [eyebrows raise and looks at camera and heaves a sigh, like Bert on sesame Street] sigh!
Me: [pulls out carton of B&J fro-yo] There's not much left. I'll eat it out of the carton.
Me: There is a LOT left. You will NOT eat it out of the carton. You will scoop yourself a reasonably sized serving into this half-cup dish.
Me: [scoops entire remainder of carton into tiny bowl. It reaches so high up out of the bowl it teeters a bit, so Me leans over the counter and takes a bite out of the top.] There, I scooped myself a reasonably-sized serving. It fits in the half-cup dish. Therefore, it's a half cup. Jeez, and I dirtied a dish for nothing, Me.
Me: [eyebrows raise and looks at camera and heaves a sigh, like Bert on sesame Street] sigh!