One of the Most Hilariously Awful Things I've Ever Read!
Holy hell, am I the last person to stumble upon this? Because this shit is GOLD!
Ladies and gents, The Binder Stories -- author unknown!
Excerpt:
Imogen wanted to lose her virginity, so she took her boyfriend, Louis, hiking. They stopped at a rest house, but there was already another man there. “Excuse me, but I need to lose my virginity,” Imogen said.
The man looked up from his dinner. Imogen felt so corneous that even his baked beans smelled of semen. “Oui, of course,” he said, in French. He stood up. His glutes hinted at great strength.
“My scrotum is buzzing with anticipation,” said Louis, and guided Imogen’s hand to feel. The manual had covered this, but it was different to actually experience it. She slid her fingers under his slippery member, and lay her fingertips on the scrotum. She could feel the testes humming.
“It’s like a bumblebee,” she said.
*wheezes*
Ladies and gents, The Binder Stories -- author unknown!
Excerpt:
Imogen wanted to lose her virginity, so she took her boyfriend, Louis, hiking. They stopped at a rest house, but there was already another man there. “Excuse me, but I need to lose my virginity,” Imogen said.
The man looked up from his dinner. Imogen felt so corneous that even his baked beans smelled of semen. “Oui, of course,” he said, in French. He stood up. His glutes hinted at great strength.
“My scrotum is buzzing with anticipation,” said Louis, and guided Imogen’s hand to feel. The manual had covered this, but it was different to actually experience it. She slid her fingers under his slippery member, and lay her fingertips on the scrotum. She could feel the testes humming.
“It’s like a bumblebee,” she said.
*wheezes*