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blackbox warning:
watching wheel of fortune may result in sudden hemorrhaging of the brain.
a ten-notches-too-cheerful contestant just introduced herself, citing her no. 1 hobby as, and I quote, "spending money." her second hobby? ... wait for it: "shopping."
cut to commercial and lindsay lohan is promoting proactive acne treatment; apparently she's taken jessica simpson's place.
theoretical conclusion:
if you're a vapid skank, proactive might improve your acne, then pay you to talk about it.
watching wheel of fortune may result in sudden hemorrhaging of the brain.
a ten-notches-too-cheerful contestant just introduced herself, citing her no. 1 hobby as, and I quote, "spending money." her second hobby? ... wait for it: "shopping."
cut to commercial and lindsay lohan is promoting proactive acne treatment; apparently she's taken jessica simpson's place.
theoretical conclusion:
if you're a vapid skank, proactive might improve your acne, then pay you to talk about it.