(no subject)
a few surreal things i experienced/did last night:
* gave a bum 2 cigarettes and made him a rum & coke (and he still wouldn't leave the doorway).
* watched somone dry-hump brittany's space heater to the rhythm of a britney spears song.
* listened & sang along to a one hour song that was pieced together from sunday school jingles, 90s country, and sleazy hip-hop.
* after N.B.'s beheading, me & kristen & justin stuffed her neck with leaves & kroger receipts and then set her on fire.
* rubbed red & green cake icing on my face for war paint.
* actually heard these lyrics uttered:
"frosty the snow man - was a jolly pirate man"
"joy to the bitches in the deep blue sea, joy to you & me"
"Joe ... what's the name of that song with Michael Jackson & Lisa Marie Presley. The one where they're half naked in the video"
"Oh yeah ... I think that was "Not Guilty"
* gave a bum 2 cigarettes and made him a rum & coke (and he still wouldn't leave the doorway).
* watched somone dry-hump brittany's space heater to the rhythm of a britney spears song.
* listened & sang along to a one hour song that was pieced together from sunday school jingles, 90s country, and sleazy hip-hop.
* after N.B.'s beheading, me & kristen & justin stuffed her neck with leaves & kroger receipts and then set her on fire.
* rubbed red & green cake icing on my face for war paint.
* actually heard these lyrics uttered:
"frosty the snow man - was a jolly pirate man"
"joy to the bitches in the deep blue sea, joy to you & me"
"Joe ... what's the name of that song with Michael Jackson & Lisa Marie Presley. The one where they're half naked in the video"
"Oh yeah ... I think that was "Not Guilty"