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i've been hired by the cia to carry out covert ops in edinburgh. i will be disguising myself as a media studies student of edinburgh university, they said preferably a english southerner so i will definitely fit in. they have supplied me with a costume consisting of pashmina, rara skirt, expensive yet old looking bag, ugg-esque boots and a tweedy jacket. i have been taught to discuss the classless society in which we live, talk to everyone as though they are my best friends (invite confidence), drink bubbly and ride the white pony with the best of them. my mission is to encourage stupidity so attention is taken away from anything important, blair, global politics, etc., and focus on paying for tesco finest products, complaining about certain politicians weasiling the system of £38.40 (approximate number, i will ask the information for the exact amount the government paid to virgin trains) and squabble about fox hunting. so if you've not heard from me for a while, this is the reason. over and, like, out.