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okay this has been bothering me for some time... ever see the postman? biggest dick suck pretentious bullshit movie ever. Now ive seen the other costner mininotatimegoingonnow movie, waterworld, and i enjoyed it. it was a shitty movie but it had a sort of mad max appeal without it being made in the early 80's. but the postman takes the fallout wonderwork and sticks a big dick in its ear, stealing the brotherhood of steel (and putting an 8 on their shoulders and making them ride horses and suck dick) making the main hero some dude who sends mail. thats right, he sends mail in the post apocalypse, not take tom petty's power lines and make them run power that hes generating (yes tom petty is playing tom petty, but kevin costner is the postman, go figure... faggots....) or maybe finding a way to unite the new world, no he delivers santas letters to the north pole... thank you kevin costner, i hope you choke on a banana and slip on a dick...
the best part of this fucking 3 hour finasco is that they spent so much time on him reading the mail and sucking dick, that at the end when the good guys (gathered in a matter of 20 hours or so) equaling the number of highly trained brother hood of steel jerk off military monsters, that he ran out of time and decided to challenge the evil general to combat. good thing he believed in the united states, because i think if they had jsut blown themselves to fuck, i wouldnt be believin in it. i mean thats like saying you believe in your father, who sexually molested you and beat you with beer bottles....
want to see a better movie with equally bad acting, see The Warriors, it has some of the best fight seens ive ever seen. i was lying about the acting though, the postman is worse, cost more, and took longer to watch.... god i hate my life... im so glad we have progressed....
the best part of this fucking 3 hour finasco is that they spent so much time on him reading the mail and sucking dick, that at the end when the good guys (gathered in a matter of 20 hours or so) equaling the number of highly trained brother hood of steel jerk off military monsters, that he ran out of time and decided to challenge the evil general to combat. good thing he believed in the united states, because i think if they had jsut blown themselves to fuck, i wouldnt be believin in it. i mean thats like saying you believe in your father, who sexually molested you and beat you with beer bottles....
want to see a better movie with equally bad acting, see The Warriors, it has some of the best fight seens ive ever seen. i was lying about the acting though, the postman is worse, cost more, and took longer to watch.... god i hate my life... im so glad we have progressed....