Or if you live in the southern hemisphere, or in a place where it's summer now but not in the middle of a brain-melting heatwave, read this story wherever you like.
Sunday Storytime: "Of course I know it's illegal, that's why I'm asking you." This one's from Fait Accompli. Claudia goes to her downstairs neighbors, the Epsteins, and asks for advice in getting around the euphemistically named Defense of American Life Act.