HAPPY BIRTHDAY, first of all, to Delilah and Mark, whom I didn't forget, but was instead sick with some kind of cold from Hell ( Read more... )

Hey guys! Guess what?!

I BARFED.

Pro-tip: When you ask me if I'm alright and I respond, "No. Please leave," but the of voice I say it in is more like how I say "FUCK YOU", it's time to leave.

Apparently my retching was so violent that it made my mom cry. A++++

( If you have a weak stomach, you REALLY probably shouldn't click here. )

I'm too sick to be on the computer. Did you ever think you would see the day? Hence why my computer was off yesterday. I'm only on here right now because my mom turned it on. I'm going back to my room soon ( Read more... )

I feel like shooting myself in the head a little. Or a lot. First seriously killer migraine I've had in months. I actually feel nauseous. In retrospect I should not be on the computer, lolz ( Read more... )

Holy Goddamned shit. Everyone in the house but me has the flu. Thank you, flu shot! It was fun taking care of my mom and dad for about five minutes. Actually, scratch that. It was fun taking care of my mom. My dad's an old mean bastard, and when he's sick it's so much worse. I haven't done ANYTHING to help him except make him a cup of tea ( Read more... )

Hahahaha. Hahaha. Now I know there's something deeply wrong with me. My dad's boss's son who is a year older than my brother tried to kill himself, apparently. I got to thinking later about it and suddenly realized, "I bet he just cut off his air supply while he was jerking it. His parents probably found him passed out with a scarf or ( Read more... )

I dunno what I'm sick with, but it sucks hardcore. About half-an-hour after I fell asleep last night, I woke up and decided 'Oh hay let's burf all over!' Actually, my doctors in the past have indicated that it's perfectly natural to wake up in the middle of the night and be nauseated because of my heart problems. Usually I just go back to ( Read more... )

I am sick. I will for once spare you the nasty, fucked up details, but I'm pretty sure I'm in labor and that I'm finally giving birth to Dave's demon spawn. I have to get up and make a doctor's appointment tomorrow (which was inevitable because I needed to get my Prozac refilled). If I should happen to die in my sleep, Heather gets the skull ( Read more... )

I think I am sick. Again. I know, that's the phrase most oft spoken in this journal. Last night I took a little nap because my stomach felt like Hell, and when I woke up, I was still sick and running a fever. I took some aleve and continued to feel slightly shitty, not giving it much thought. This morning I thought I felt better. So I ( Read more... )

I've caught a stomach bug. I don't know if I'm going to be around for the next few days. Hopefully it's just a twenty-four hour thing. Send alka-seltzer and 7UP, please. =(