Heather, the dark deed you requested is (finally) done.

I ended up NOT going to the pool today because it was overcast and shitty. Of course, as soon as they dropped my brother off, the sun started shining. Fuck you, Mr. Sun man. There's been no small shortage of crazy around here lately anyway, I wasn't feeling up to it.

This nice guy acolyte13 was nice enough to let me use a whole bunch of his icons ( Read more... )

Best WTF moments of the past few days:

-The YouTube drama. I'm not even going to bother fucking explaining this shit because it would take too long and I'm sure Heather doesn't want me to air it out. But the funniest, craziest thing is that Heather got bitched out by Andy Milonakis and formed an alliance with Emmalina. Those of you who know ( Read more... )

First of all, a gigantic thank you to Heather for renewing my paid account. You're the best friend a girl could have, right next to a sack of unmarked bills, babe ( Read more... )

Things that are for the win ( Read more... )

I am a terrible, terrible best friend.

Heatherface has almost 100 videos on YouTube. I have maybe watched five. Tonight I started watching. Couldn't stop. You guys have to watch now too. You guys have to see why I'm best friends with her. I love this girl!

If she had balls, they'd be bigger than yours. Even yours, Dave.Now, all I have ( Read more... )

I am sick. I will for once spare you the nasty, fucked up details, but I'm pretty sure I'm in labor and that I'm finally giving birth to Dave's demon spawn. I have to get up and make a doctor's appointment tomorrow (which was inevitable because I needed to get my Prozac refilled). If I should happen to die in my sleep, Heather gets the skull ( Read more... )