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Apr 23, 2009 15:11

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childofeos April 25 2009, 10:45:16 UTC
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
- Yes. And I know this because I've already "had" them! ;-)

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
- Yes, please! (I do tend to like it a little bit more in the morning, though. Something being awakened by something hard and hittin' it is hawt.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
- Furthest away from the door/entry-way.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
- Pork (although, typically I prefer seafood over those three choices)

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
- Yes. Several times. And one time, the driver couldn't pull over fast enough and I puked all over myself, and the middle of his 12-day-old brand new truck. LOL.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
- No, only on a dare.

7. Shower or bath?
- Shower, then scrub out the bath and soak. *purr*

8. Do you pee in the shower?
- (DITTO) Who the fuck doesn't? If you say you don't, you're a goddamned liar. (Besides, it helps cure/prevent athlete's foot.)

9. Mexican or Chinese?
- Both, but I prefer Korean and Thai (they burn SO good!)

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
- Agressive (passive is never any fun; besides, they've got to keep up with me)

11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
- Yes, several people, all for different reasons.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
- Yes, and I've even (at least) talked to all of them on the phone once.

13. Love or money?
- Both - I've tried the extreme end of either spectrum and one without the other simply doesn't work.

14. Credit cards or cash?
- Debit/credit card. Cash can be stolen and you're S.O.L. At least you can contest the fraudulent charges on your cards and not be held accountable for them (i.e. they give you your money back).

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
- (Duh, um, yeah! - DITTO) I thought everyone had these people.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
- Hotel. My idea of camping is slow room service.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
- Hmm...there are several: on the steps of my High School, in blatant and easy sight, during a school dance; on a picnic table in a school play-yard/park; my parent's bed; his parent's bed; and pulled-off on the side of Hwy 5 near Lodi, against the back of his truck's tailgate, in plain view, because I couldn't wait long enough to get back to his place in Sacramento.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
- Yes - but it would cost you an ass-load of money since my hair (on my head) grows-back SUPER SLOW.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
- Yes, multiple, in multiple states (of the union)

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