HAPPY ANNIMIVERSARY.
[I was watching the Jesus of Suburbia video. Only because it has Lou Taylor Pucci in it.]
[12:08:09 PM] Jamie says: Man. HE'S SO FUCKABLE.
[12:08:10 PM] Jamie says: That's all.
[12:08:26 PM] Mikey says: I love you, honey.
[12:09:24 PM] Jamie says: I love you too. You're also very fuckable. I'ma smack your ass and call you Sally here in a minute!
[12:09:54 PM] Mikey says: ... I used to get called Sally in middle school.
[12:10:07 PM] Jamie says: ...What.
[12:10:09 PM] Mikey says: It's true.
[12:10:56 PM] Mikey says: Not very much, though. One girl started it, and when anyone else tried it out, I shot them radioactive death beams from my eyes.
And that's why I've been with this guy for exactly a year, today. Happy anniversary, poopbutt.
[12:08:09 PM] Jamie says: Man. HE'S SO FUCKABLE.
[12:08:10 PM] Jamie says: That's all.
[12:08:26 PM] Mikey says: I love you, honey.
[12:09:24 PM] Jamie says: I love you too. You're also very fuckable. I'ma smack your ass and call you Sally here in a minute!
[12:09:54 PM] Mikey says: ... I used to get called Sally in middle school.
[12:10:07 PM] Jamie says: ...What.
[12:10:09 PM] Mikey says: It's true.
[12:10:56 PM] Mikey says: Not very much, though. One girl started it, and when anyone else tried it out, I shot them radioactive death beams from my eyes.
And that's why I've been with this guy for exactly a year, today. Happy anniversary, poopbutt.