Are we going to Candy Mountain, Heather?
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
It's a fairy. In bondage. With psychedelic colors.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Four. Actually five counting the busted one in the garage.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Righty tighty, BITCH!
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Removed? A few ticks.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My cat. Fatty.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Yes.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
You know, I'd like to lie right now and say "Nope, not at all!" but we all know I'm morbidly curious and would jump at the chance to know when I'm going to bite it.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I don't know. I'm just finally getting used to being Jamie.
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
Blue. Apparently it brings out my eyes despite the fact that they're HAZEL.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Soap, gum, battery acid, perfume, chewing tobacco, cigarette butts... various bodily fluids?
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
You mean I could get paid? And I've been doing it for free this whole time? Hot damn.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No, I'm incredibly vain. Also, I'm a pussy with no pain tolerance whatsoever.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Hell no.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
What magazine would it be? Fatties Bi-Monthly?
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
Hell nah.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Well, that depends. I'd want to choose the person too. I have some people in mind!
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Lint.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good film?
Not at all.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet and linoleum mostly.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I believe when you sit in the shower, it's called a bath, good sir.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
One?
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
My mom, sending me wallpapers.
Q: Last person who called you?
My mom. AREN'T I COOL.
Q: Person you hugged?
My mom. :(
FAVOURITOLOGY
Q: Number?
311.
Q: Season?
Fall.
Q: Colour?
Mostly cool colors. Ocean blue, trendy art fuck purple, and flower stem green. YEAH.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Yup.
Q: Mood?
Semi-pissy.
Q: Listening to?
New Order.
Q: Watching?
Maury.
Q: Worrying about?
Things I don't want to talk about! Yay for keeping things bottled up inside! :D
Q: Wearing?
Black pants, white socks, a Superbad t-shirt, bra, and panties. Whoooo.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
To the toilet. Or turlet, as we say in the south. Aren't we delightful?
Q: What can you not wait to do?
In some bizarro universe, I would write 'The dishes', but that will never happen. So hmm... I don't know. I can't wait to hump M's face.
Q: Do you smile often?
I've started smiling a lot more often recently.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
I can be, if you're not a complete fucktard.
Link dump later. I am showering gifts on you guys lately, rite?
It's a fairy. In bondage. With psychedelic colors.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Four. Actually five counting the busted one in the garage.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Righty tighty, BITCH!
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Removed? A few ticks.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My cat. Fatty.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Yes.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
You know, I'd like to lie right now and say "Nope, not at all!" but we all know I'm morbidly curious and would jump at the chance to know when I'm going to bite it.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I don't know. I'm just finally getting used to being Jamie.
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
Blue. Apparently it brings out my eyes despite the fact that they're HAZEL.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Soap, gum, battery acid, perfume, chewing tobacco, cigarette butts... various bodily fluids?
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
You mean I could get paid? And I've been doing it for free this whole time? Hot damn.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No, I'm incredibly vain. Also, I'm a pussy with no pain tolerance whatsoever.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Hell no.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
What magazine would it be? Fatties Bi-Monthly?
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
Hell nah.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Well, that depends. I'd want to choose the person too. I have some people in mind!
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Lint.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good film?
Not at all.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet and linoleum mostly.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I believe when you sit in the shower, it's called a bath, good sir.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
One?
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
My mom, sending me wallpapers.
Q: Last person who called you?
My mom. AREN'T I COOL.
Q: Person you hugged?
My mom. :(
FAVOURITOLOGY
Q: Number?
311.
Q: Season?
Fall.
Q: Colour?
Mostly cool colors. Ocean blue, trendy art fuck purple, and flower stem green. YEAH.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Yup.
Q: Mood?
Semi-pissy.
Q: Listening to?
New Order.
Q: Watching?
Maury.
Q: Worrying about?
Things I don't want to talk about! Yay for keeping things bottled up inside! :D
Q: Wearing?
Black pants, white socks, a Superbad t-shirt, bra, and panties. Whoooo.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
To the toilet. Or turlet, as we say in the south. Aren't we delightful?
Q: What can you not wait to do?
In some bizarro universe, I would write 'The dishes', but that will never happen. So hmm... I don't know. I can't wait to hump M's face.
Q: Do you smile often?
I've started smiling a lot more often recently.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
I can be, if you're not a complete fucktard.
Link dump later. I am showering gifts on you guys lately, rite?