Oh well, I'm so clean cut... I just wanna fuck some slut!

Aug 24, 2007 12:20

GUYS. Guess what I got. No, not herpes! A straightjacket! YES. Apparently it was just laying around my mom's employer's office (she's a doctor, so it's not that weird in this case... but she's a chiropractor, so hmm) while they were moving furniture today. And my mom says, "OMG! My daughter would love this!" And the doctor said, "That's a bit disquieting, but okay, she can have it if she wants it." Score!

I'm leaving tonight and won't be back until Sunday. Sushi tomorrow! Whoo! Tonight Taco Bell. Then who knows what we're doing this weekend. I'm taking along a bunch of movies and games... or at least as many as I can stuff into my holding compartment. I think the plan is just to quote Salad Fingers all weekend and watch anime and have heated discussions about Pokemon to fuck with Paul. 98% of anything I do anymore is just to mess with people's heads.

Has anyone seen Yo Gabba Gabba? It's a new kids' show, Elijah Wood and Tony Hawk are supposed to be on there. The other day the motherfreakin' Aquabats were on there. Singing a song! This show is seriously cracked out. I imagine that stoners every where will love it. Or just unbalanced people like me. I haven't missed it since it premiered on Monday, except for today. I'm havin' withdrawals!

Well, I need to go wash some pants and pack them, have a good weekend everyone! And just remember, if it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, throw it back.

sushi, wtf, youtube

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