If I cut off your arms and I cut off your legs, would you still love me anyway?
Living with my family is apparently as depressing as I always felt. My cat keeps trying to eat razorblades. She knocks the razors down off the bathroom counter or from the side of the bath, maneuvers the plastic protective strip off, and then puts the razor in her mouth. She's done it like twice in the past day. That is really depressing.
This morning I dreamed that Dave was writing for XBOX magazine. I was like "OMG Dave is rich now and we are getting married. :D" Then I woke up and I was like, "Wait a second. Dave hates XBOX! No! No! This isn't right at all!" My subconcious has failed you, Dave.
My mom went out and got a shiteous perm today. It makes me so sad. I didn't even bother lying to her about it either. She came home and she was like, "I don't like my hair." And I was like, "Yeah, me either. WTF were you thinking?" Only nicer. I cannot fathom for the life of me why people would ever want curly hair to begin with. It's utter crap and I hate it. Hate it. God forbid I actually have children who have my genetics and they have curly hair. Dave will be fixing their hair, mmkay.
Oh, Dave. I have a surprise for you. You better get online, biotch. Otherwise... so help me... I'll tell everyone about those pictures of you. Yeah!
I hate my cat right now. Not only is she suicidal, she crapped on the bathroom rug. Guess who had to clean it.
Anyone want a tarot reading? I need practice again.
This morning I dreamed that Dave was writing for XBOX magazine. I was like "OMG Dave is rich now and we are getting married. :D" Then I woke up and I was like, "Wait a second. Dave hates XBOX! No! No! This isn't right at all!" My subconcious has failed you, Dave.
My mom went out and got a shiteous perm today. It makes me so sad. I didn't even bother lying to her about it either. She came home and she was like, "I don't like my hair." And I was like, "Yeah, me either. WTF were you thinking?" Only nicer. I cannot fathom for the life of me why people would ever want curly hair to begin with. It's utter crap and I hate it. Hate it. God forbid I actually have children who have my genetics and they have curly hair. Dave will be fixing their hair, mmkay.
Oh, Dave. I have a surprise for you. You better get online, biotch. Otherwise... so help me... I'll tell everyone about those pictures of you. Yeah!
I hate my cat right now. Not only is she suicidal, she crapped on the bathroom rug. Guess who had to clean it.
Anyone want a tarot reading? I need practice again.