And now for something completely different

Jul 10, 2009 13:22


Some random convos.  Alas... my conversations tend to be a lot more about sex these days.  ^^;;;;;;

RedLady says:
HG we talked about all sorts of testy topics
HG says:
We do?
RedLady says:
WE DID.  REMEMBER!?!?  POLITICS!  AND MONEY!  AND SEX!!!
HG says:
Sorry. It's hard to think of them as testy since we don't actually argue and-... WAIT
HG says:
When the heck did we talk about SEX?!
RedLady says:
I just wanted to throw that in there

RedLady: being with Elli tired me out
HG: Ooooh... (sly look in his eye) He TIRED you out eh? (wink, wink)
RedLady: why do you get it but he doesn't?
RedLady: *wacks*
HG: Oyi!
RedLady: that's just what you get for being a pervert


RedLady says:
 um.  Well there is the most obvious meaning of actually digesting somebody
 but it could also mean just licking somebody and um.. pleasuring them with your mouth.  ^^;
Rani says:
 mmmhn
 that is not eating in my book
 if you don't take a bite then its not eating
RedLady says:
 you can take a litlte nip
 kekeke
 *laughs naughtily*
Rani says:
 a little lick, a little nip and little bite
 where did i hear  that last?
RedLady says:
 and then...
 CHOMP!!!!!!!!!!
Rani says:
 how
 nicce
RedLady says:
 you seem to doubt it
Rani says:
 i know that i definitly would not want you in my bed for dinner
RedLady says:
 *bursts out laughing*
 *rolls on the floor*
Pischy says:
 *pokes then clamly picks up paints again*
RedLady says:
 aw....
 Rani doesn't want me!  *pouts*
Rani says:
 ...

Rani says:
 gah, now i feel dead too
RedLady says:
 WE MUST BECOME ALIVE!
Rani says:
 how?
RedLady says:
 by biting people!
Rani says:
 mhn, crono?
RedLady says:
 very well then

(We both proceed to go and virtually bite our friend Crono now.)

Rani says:
 um red>? i forgot to ask, but what happens if crono turns dead too?
 instead of curing us?
RedLady says:
 he won't
 he's a mage
 he can do stuff
Rani says:
 ohhhooooooo
 but
 do you feel alive now?
RedLady says:
 nope, I feel the same
 except slightly guilty
 for being mean to Crono.  >.>
Rani says:
 your plans sooo not work

RedLady says:
 and then?
Bealzabuth says:
 And then...
 Cat boys!
 Thousands of them!
RedLady says:
 what?
 but i don't like furries
Bealzabuth says:
 ...
 Suddenly bishi's! Thousands of them!
RedLady says:
 that's better
 but I hope they have hair
Bealzabuth says:
 Yes
RedLady says:
 none of this shaving the entire body bit, right?
Bealzabuth says:
 They have plenty of hair, but they can never match up to mine. Mwa ha ha
 So...
 You don't like bishis, but actual men? XD
RedLady says:
 well that makes me sound like a person who actually has her head on straight, right?

RedLady says:
 Are you really Kasumi?
 the Kasumi I know would shower RedLady with love and give her lots of... money >.>
Kasumi says:
 ._.
 I remember the love part... But...
 Money? O.o
RedLady says:
 ok ok ok
 I made that one up
Kasumi says:
 I see...
 I don't have much money, but if I did, I'd buy a BIG HOUSE where we both could live.
RedLady says:
 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
 *_*
 would we be able to tease the butlers and maids?
 and after a food fight make them scrape the eggs off the ceilings
Kasumi says:
 Nope, just us... No one around for miles...
 >;3
 Mwa ha ha
RedLady says:
 O_O
Kasumi says:
 I'd have the redlady all to myself
RedLady says:
 can I still throw eggs at the ceiling?
Kasumi says: 
 Yes

RedLady says:
*puts lime popsickle in her mouth and then offers it to Kaiidiianne*
 MOUTH TO MOUTH STYLE!!!!  MWAHAHAHAH!!
Kaiidiianne says:
 dont you mean indirect kiss?
RedLady says:
 I mean what I said

RedLady says:
 ARE YOU REALLY A ROBOT!?!?!?!?
HG says:
 >.> You really wanna know?
RedLady says:
 yes
 so then I know whether to use a scalpal or a drillbit
HG says:
....

Nirkal says:
 You thought about angels having sex while they fly?
RedLady says:
 nope
 but I thought of merfolk having sex while they swim
 does that count?
Nirkal says:
 Kinda... Though I wonder how merfolk have sex...

Shivaki says:
 swimming or flying...it`s all good
RedLady says:
 yeah
 stationery sex just doesn't cut it anymore
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