Geek Humor (AKA Bored At Work)

[redknightalex]

Running Alex OS 24.9. 36 Processes Running at 50%, Idle at 50%. Temperature 37 degrees Celsius.

Physical Memory Available: Unknown.

Virtual Memory Available: Unknown.

Processor Core/Speed: 2 of 6 running at 33.33333% efficiency.

Recommended Course of Action: Free Up Memory and Processor by Deleting Tasks.

Ctrl+Alt+Delete

Start Task Manager

Delete Task: Work...Success. Task Deleted

Delete Task: Multi-tasking...Success. Task Deleted

Delete Task: Understandability...Success. Task Deleted

Delete Task: Comprehension...Success. Task Deleted

Delete Task: Language...Success. Task Deleted

Delete Task: Lunch...Success. Task Deleted

Delete Task: Speech...Success. Task Deleted

Delete Task: Walking...Success. Task Deleted

Delete Task: Geek Humor...

ERROR ERROR ERROR. Cannot Delete "Geek Humor" Running Task.

ERROR

BSOD.

ERROR IN ALEX OS 24.9. PAGE_FAULT_IN_NON_PAGED_AREA.

GEEK HUMOR IS NECESSARY PROCESS FOR PROPER FUNCTIONING.

CRASH.

REBOOT.