*facepalm*
Oh good gods, I can't believe this morning.
I woke up to screams of my mom calling my name saying, "come down here with me and watch the wedding!"
"Mom! It's not even 6 o'clock! GO AWAY!"
Minutes later.
"Come down! It's the wedding!"
"I DON'T CARE!"
My alarm goes off.
"Oh for fuck's sake..."
*hears tv downstairs talking about Kate's "OMG WHAT A WONDERFUL DRESS!" on Fox News (of all things!)*
Oh, fuck me. REALLY?!
Now all I hear is pontificating, and I hate pontificating, and I am NOT full of bloody hope. I'm just tired. Now bugger off, wedding, and let me finish my day, tyvm.
Oh, and how 'bout you give some of that money you spent on that stupid wedding back to the public so people can keep their jobs, hmmmmm?
Here, Eddie put it best in AbFab's Poor: "Yes, Yes!... Why, oh why, do we pay taxes, hmmm? I mean, just to have bloody parking restrictions- and BUGGERY-UGLY traffic wardens, and BOLLOCKY-pedestrian-BLOODY-crossings?... and those BASTARD railings outside shops windows, making it so difficult, so you can't even get in them!"
I bet she would have added the wedding to that list.
Blah.
I woke up to screams of my mom calling my name saying, "come down here with me and watch the wedding!"
"Mom! It's not even 6 o'clock! GO AWAY!"
Minutes later.
"Come down! It's the wedding!"
"I DON'T CARE!"
My alarm goes off.
"Oh for fuck's sake..."
*hears tv downstairs talking about Kate's "OMG WHAT A WONDERFUL DRESS!" on Fox News (of all things!)*
Oh, fuck me. REALLY?!
Now all I hear is pontificating, and I hate pontificating, and I am NOT full of bloody hope. I'm just tired. Now bugger off, wedding, and let me finish my day, tyvm.
Oh, and how 'bout you give some of that money you spent on that stupid wedding back to the public so people can keep their jobs, hmmmmm?
Here, Eddie put it best in AbFab's Poor: "Yes, Yes!... Why, oh why, do we pay taxes, hmmm? I mean, just to have bloody parking restrictions- and BUGGERY-UGLY traffic wardens, and BOLLOCKY-pedestrian-BLOODY-crossings?... and those BASTARD railings outside shops windows, making it so difficult, so you can't even get in them!"
I bet she would have added the wedding to that list.
Blah.