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Erm, yes. I do have presents. They're just a little late is all... I needed to scrounge up from home to buyI'll find you all, yep.
And Happy Christmas to everyone. Isn't that funny? What a lovely gift we've all gotten... what with the Ministry finally giving evidence of their insanity and allnew Ministerress and all...
Private
Lavender wanted to snog. I mean, Lavender Bleeding Brown wanted to kiss...me. Why me? I mean, damn pretty girl, but I don't get it! And I have a girlfriend now... and I haven't told anyone really.
Wow, I have a girlfriend. If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would've taken her up on it, but I do have a girlfriend and I'm going to be a good boyfriend because I actually like this one. And now I have to get Hermione to help me out with the girly stuff that's going to come along since half of our relationship will surely contain girly things, since my girlfriend is a girl.
'Kay, I'm not making any sense. Eh, it's a good thing only my eyes can see this part.
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AND THERE IS THIS NONSENSE ABOUT UMBRIDGE BEING MINISTERRESS HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?!
And Happy Christmas to everyone. Isn't that funny? What a lovely gift we've all gotten... what with the Ministry finally giving evidence of their insanity and allnew Ministerress and all...
Private
Lavender wanted to snog. I mean, Lavender Bleeding Brown wanted to kiss...me. Why me? I mean, damn pretty girl, but I don't get it! And I have a girlfriend now... and I haven't told anyone really.
Wow, I have a girlfriend. If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would've taken her up on it, but I do have a girlfriend and I'm going to be a good boyfriend because I actually like this one. And now I have to get Hermione to help me out with the girly stuff that's going to come along since half of our relationship will surely contain girly things, since my girlfriend is a girl.
'Kay, I'm not making any sense. Eh, it's a good thing only my eyes can see this part.
...
AND THERE IS THIS NONSENSE ABOUT UMBRIDGE BEING MINISTERRESS HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?!