twixt sunday and monday...
there should be an eighth day in the week. we will call it "nothing." and on nothing, nothing happens. no stores are open, tv is all reruns and no news, websites don't update. no one is born on nothing... if you are your birth day accutally gets pushed either forward or backward depending on what time of nothing you were born. only hospitals are allowed open on nothing, and that is only because you can't stop people from doing stupid things. if you want to go any where on nothing you have to drive very carefully because there aren't any cops and none of the trafic signals work. if someone sees you doiong any sort of weekday work on nothing they get to come over to your house and take all of the yummy food from your refrigerator.