I know certain people/person that prolly should not write stories cuz his brain is regularly invaded and this could happen to him:
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/05/22/u_florida_cops_ask_f.html And on something else entirely. I want one of these...but I just might launch something like potatoes...or people:
http://www.soakermedia.sscentral.org/water_balloon_launcher.php