Jun 16, 2011 19:13
A. Action [335 Brady Lane, his new room]
[The first thing Accelerator notices when he wakes up in a strange bed in a room he doesn't recognize is that his collar is missing. He relies on the battery in this collar to send electric signals to his damaged brain that allow him to function well enough to speak and move, so he almost panics--but he quickly realizes that he can in fact move his body...for some reason. Sitting up, he looks for his cane...which is nowhere in sight. Great! But if he's functioning this well without his collar, then maybe...
He tries to get up and walk and, lo and behold, he's perfectly capable of doing it without assistance. While most people would probably celebrate this kind of miracle, it only makes him suspicious. This shouldn't be happening, and not knowing why it is worries him. Besides, how's he going to activate his powers now? He attempts to manipulate some air into a gust of wind, but it doesn't work.]
...Shit.
[He figures he'd better have a look around and see what kind of situation he's stuck in now. Even if he couldn't use his ability, maybe he could find a gun somewhere.
It isn't long before he finds his drone parents eating in the kitchen and ties them tightly to their chairs.]
B. Phone, Unfiltered
Alright, fuckers. I don't know who you are or what you want me for, but you're pretty fucking stupid if you thought the two brainless idiots I found slacking off in the kitchen were gonna keep me here. Do you even know who you're dealing with here? Whatever, I don't care. The point is, you're going to tell me what's going on and what you did to me--I know you assholes did something so don't even bother trying to lie, I shouldn't be able to function this well on my own--or I'll kill those two bastards of yours. Got it?
[His "parents" can be heard babbling on about how affectionate their son is in the background.]
C. Action [Same address, front lawn]
[Accelerator is in his new front lawn, surveying the area. It appears to be...a neighborhood. Whoever it is that kidnapped him really is stupid.
Sighing, he decides to attempt to use his powers again, giving the ground a good stomp. No dirt flying, nothing. Frustrated, he continues to try again and again, but it result is still the same.]
beware of snowflake the esper,
oh boy here we go,
he's in yo' kitchen tyin' yo' people up