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2. Now with 50% droning

Jul 04, 2011 14:24

[A. 335 Brady Lane, the kitchen.]

[Accelerator is eating cereal mechanically and staring off into space. It's the 4th of July and he's thinking back to Independence Days past. Remembering things like watching fireworks with his goofy--if annoying--brother Takeshi and their parents...

...Wait, since when did he have a brother? Or...parents? He had ( Read more... )

i only killed 10000 people sometimes, "fuck this i'm going back to bed", being accelerator is suffering, accelerator? normal? hahaha what, i never get to use this icon, this identity crisis is too much work

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B poisonivyforyou July 4 2011, 22:21:17 UTC

...Accel?

[Her little baby, she'd taken care of him when he was barely months old. He'd loved her apple pie when she'd grown up.

...Does she even know how to cook apple pie?]

Are you okay, dearest?

redirections July 4 2011, 22:27:23 UTC

No.

[He kind of wants to ignore this weird plant lady but--wait isn't that his old babysitter?]

I mean...just fine, Mrs. Laufeyjarson.

poisonivyforyou July 4 2011, 22:34:05 UTC

I've known you since you were a baby. I know when you lie more than you do.

redirections July 4 2011, 22:37:01 UTC

No one's known me since I was a baby...I don't think so, anyway...

...Didn't I get experimented on as a child?

[Memories of scientists and memories of his kind, plant-obsessed babysitter were both floating around in his mind. Why the fuck couldn't he figure out which were real? This shouldn't be that hard.]

poisonivyforyou July 4 2011, 22:44:55 UTC

...Have you been drinking, young man?

[She reaches to tug on his ear, huffing]

I had more faith in you than that, son.

redirections July 4 2011, 22:49:03 UTC

[He shoots her a death glare.]

Do I look drunk to you?

[Crazy, yes. Drunk, no.

He tries to swat her hand away. DON'T TOUCH HIM YOU PLANT HAG.]

poisonivyforyou July 4 2011, 22:51:56 UTC

[I G N O R I N G you Accel, totally going to your house and she's going to tell your parents, too. Take that.]

You're speaking nonsense. Expermienting! Are you suggesting the times I let you play with my garden were experimenting?

redirections July 4 2011, 22:56:30 UTC

[Because he is so scared of his drone!parents.]

I only just met you, hag. We're prisoners in this shithole, remember...? At least, I think we are...

...No, that's not right...yeah, I remember your fucking garden now that I think of it...

poisonivyforyou July 5 2011, 08:37:26 UTC

... [And the anger is dissipating, because her little man is obviously not right-

But they had just met-

-and she loves him almost as much as she loves her own kids.]

Do you have a fever? You certainly do not look good.

redirections July 5 2011, 16:29:51 UTC

[He turns away.]

Tch, I don't have a goddamn fever. I'll be fine.

[...in body. Not in the head.]

poisonivyforyou July 5 2011, 17:01:57 UTC

...Okay, if you say so.

[She reaches to hold his hand]

But let me lead you home, will you? I want to make sure you get there safely.

redirections July 5 2011, 17:04:15 UTC

I don't want to go home.

[...That could just make things worse.]

No...wait...yes I do...my real home...

[But...he ran away from home, so all he had was that bunker his employers owned...]

poisonivyforyou July 5 2011, 18:52:48 UTC

...Your real home?

[He snorts, raising an eyebrow]

What, do you have a 'fake' home? What would your parents say if they heard you?

redirections July 5 2011, 22:17:27 UTC

I don't have parents.

[Yes you do.]

poisonivyforyou July 6 2011, 06:59:20 UTC

...Oh my- have you ran away from home, sugar?!

[Surprised gasp]

I thought they had raised you better than that!

HI NAKED IVY redirections July 6 2011, 07:18:30 UTC

I ran away from home, yes...it was for those hags and that brat's own good...

[Who's he talking about? He doesn't have a little sister, for one...nor does he have two moms...does he?]

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