No body understands us but us
lalala sofa king (9:20:29 PM): i just fucked my hair up a bit
redinsuburbia (9:21:10 PM): oh dear what did you do to it
lalala sofa king (9:22:04 PM): i trimmed my sideburns and then i faded it like ususal but my hair is too long now so my normal routine doesnt work quite as well
redinsuburbia (9:22:30 PM): mbhf
redinsuburbia (9:22:35 PM): he he hehe
lalala sofa king (9:22:40 PM): mbhf?
redinsuburbia (9:23:18 PM): sorry i swallowed my tongue a little
lalala sofa king (9:23:48 PM): mmmm
redinsuburbia (9:29:17 PM): mmm you could always shave it all off, like some swimmer person
redinsuburbia (9:29:23 PM): everything!!!!
lalala sofa king (9:29:29 PM): eh...
lalala sofa king (9:29:39 PM): id rather wear a hat and have someone fix it
redinsuburbia (9:30:48 PM): wuss
redinsuburbia (9:30:54 PM): shave it all!!!
lalala sofa king (9:30:55 PM): ill kill you
lalala sofa king (9:30:59 PM): IM GROWING IT OUT
redinsuburbia (9:31:02 PM): just try skinny
lalala sofa king (9:31:45 PM): hmm?
redinsuburbia (9:32:05 PM): i could snap you like a wet paper towel
lalala sofa king (9:33:10 PM): i could make you wet like a wet paper towel
redinsuburbia (9:33:30 PM): cough* i thought we agreed to never speak of this again
redinsuburbia (9:33:33 PM): AGAIN
lalala sofa king (9:33:50 PM): i never agreed to nutin
redinsuburbia (9:34:06 PM): *tug collor
lalala sofa king (9:34:42 PM): *pees on foot*
redinsuburbia (9:35:18 PM): argh i thought we broke you of that last time
lalala sofa king (9:35:44 PM): i just tricked you into thinking that 'master'
lalala sofa king (9:35:51 PM): really i pee where i please
redinsuburbia (9:35:58 PM): just like a male cat
lalala sofa king (9:36:04 PM): which is often in your hair
lalala sofa king (9:36:10 PM): again
redinsuburbia (9:36:17 PM): that is why it is so soft and shiny
lalala sofa king (9:36:22 PM): and smelly
lalala sofa king (9:37:06 PM): i think that ones going in my profile
redinsuburbia (9:37:27 PM): bah ha ha haha
redinsuburbia (9:39:47 PM): my foot fell asleep!!!!!!!!
redinsuburbia (9:39:49 PM): argh
lalala sofa king (9:39:51 PM): :(
lalala sofa king (9:40:03 PM): *kills during moment of vunerabilty*
redinsuburbia (9:40:25 PM): you bastard!
redinsuburbia (9:40:28 PM): *dies*
redinsuburbia (9:40:37 PM): dammit zombified again
redinsuburbia (9:40:44 PM): crave brains
lalala sofa king (9:41:19 PM): none here!
lalala sofa king (9:41:21 PM): go away!
redinsuburbia (9:43:46 PM): hey you're mean jon you are mean mean boy
redinsuburbia (9:43:51 PM): poke fight*
lalala sofa king (9:44:05 PM): *murders*
redinsuburbia (9:44:30 PM): dodges pipewrench and comes back with brass knuckles of justice*
lalala sofa king (9:45:07 PM): *dodges brass knuckles of justice and counters with can of soup of doom*
redinsuburbia (9:45:46 PM): *clips the can of soup doom slides to knees and whips out the testicle clamp of chastitiy
lalala sofa king (9:48:10 PM): shatters testicle clamp of sanity and delivers a paralysing blow to the to the lower spine with a single blow ala numchucks
redinsuburbia (9:49:02 PM): reconstructs spine with silver toothpicks, and inserts battering ram of rectum into proper receptacle*
lalala sofa king (9:49:48 PM): politly points out to you that i have already escaped to mexico and that you sodomized yourself by mistake
redinsuburbia (9:51:22 PM): gently reminds you I cloned myself three years ago and that clone has been an active sleeper cell of stalking perfection
redinsuburbia (9:51:31 PM): and she has the platypus
lalala sofa king (9:53:55 PM): you can have the platypus...thats thing has been usless since she came into contact with your clone. you see, your cloned stentch killed the platypus just seconds after the poor lil guy injected kristin version 2.0 with a lethal poison. your clone is dead and if you would simply turn around you will notice A GIANT BATTERING RAM OF RECTUM PROTRUDING FROM YOUR ARSE
redinsuburbia (9:56:08 PM): except you forget, the clone cannot be killed for she wasconstructed from the sea snatch. She has actually been living in yoursmall intestines with Louie the tape worm for the past two years andyes, she made sure the dead platypus was nice and comfortable, which iswhy you have horrendous morning breath every morning seeing as it islodged in your jugular vien
lalala sofa king (9:57:31 PM): at least i dont have a giant battle ram of rectum in my ass...i can cover up the morning breath with a tic tac and the dead platypus can be disolved with medicine like a blod clot....what ails you is just unsightly
redinsuburbia (9:59:04 PM): its okay, J Lo was actually the one to take the ram, cuz, inreality there is no clone. She has been dressing as me while i havebeen living in your intestines. That sandwich you ate the other day. Iwanted balony
lalala sofa king (9:59:50 PM): fuck you were out of baloney and if j.lo is dressed as kristin then who is blowing marc anthony
lalala sofa king (9:59:53 PM): ???
redinsuburbia (10:00:19 PM): well are you ready for this...
redinsuburbia (10:00:22 PM): Matt Damon
redinsuburbia (10:00:36 PM): Congrats Jon he is converted
lalala sofa king (10:01:08 PM): *** This user has signed off and is no longer online ***
redinsuburbia (9:21:10 PM): oh dear what did you do to it
lalala sofa king (9:22:04 PM): i trimmed my sideburns and then i faded it like ususal but my hair is too long now so my normal routine doesnt work quite as well
redinsuburbia (9:22:30 PM): mbhf
redinsuburbia (9:22:35 PM): he he hehe
lalala sofa king (9:22:40 PM): mbhf?
redinsuburbia (9:23:18 PM): sorry i swallowed my tongue a little
lalala sofa king (9:23:48 PM): mmmm
redinsuburbia (9:29:17 PM): mmm you could always shave it all off, like some swimmer person
redinsuburbia (9:29:23 PM): everything!!!!
lalala sofa king (9:29:29 PM): eh...
lalala sofa king (9:29:39 PM): id rather wear a hat and have someone fix it
redinsuburbia (9:30:48 PM): wuss
redinsuburbia (9:30:54 PM): shave it all!!!
lalala sofa king (9:30:55 PM): ill kill you
lalala sofa king (9:30:59 PM): IM GROWING IT OUT
redinsuburbia (9:31:02 PM): just try skinny
lalala sofa king (9:31:45 PM): hmm?
redinsuburbia (9:32:05 PM): i could snap you like a wet paper towel
lalala sofa king (9:33:10 PM): i could make you wet like a wet paper towel
redinsuburbia (9:33:30 PM): cough* i thought we agreed to never speak of this again
redinsuburbia (9:33:33 PM): AGAIN
lalala sofa king (9:33:50 PM): i never agreed to nutin
redinsuburbia (9:34:06 PM): *tug collor
lalala sofa king (9:34:42 PM): *pees on foot*
redinsuburbia (9:35:18 PM): argh i thought we broke you of that last time
lalala sofa king (9:35:44 PM): i just tricked you into thinking that 'master'
lalala sofa king (9:35:51 PM): really i pee where i please
redinsuburbia (9:35:58 PM): just like a male cat
lalala sofa king (9:36:04 PM): which is often in your hair
lalala sofa king (9:36:10 PM): again
redinsuburbia (9:36:17 PM): that is why it is so soft and shiny
lalala sofa king (9:36:22 PM): and smelly
lalala sofa king (9:37:06 PM): i think that ones going in my profile
redinsuburbia (9:37:27 PM): bah ha ha haha
redinsuburbia (9:39:47 PM): my foot fell asleep!!!!!!!!
redinsuburbia (9:39:49 PM): argh
lalala sofa king (9:39:51 PM): :(
lalala sofa king (9:40:03 PM): *kills during moment of vunerabilty*
redinsuburbia (9:40:25 PM): you bastard!
redinsuburbia (9:40:28 PM): *dies*
redinsuburbia (9:40:37 PM): dammit zombified again
redinsuburbia (9:40:44 PM): crave brains
lalala sofa king (9:41:19 PM): none here!
lalala sofa king (9:41:21 PM): go away!
redinsuburbia (9:43:46 PM): hey you're mean jon you are mean mean boy
redinsuburbia (9:43:51 PM): poke fight*
lalala sofa king (9:44:05 PM): *murders*
redinsuburbia (9:44:30 PM): dodges pipewrench and comes back with brass knuckles of justice*
lalala sofa king (9:45:07 PM): *dodges brass knuckles of justice and counters with can of soup of doom*
redinsuburbia (9:45:46 PM): *clips the can of soup doom slides to knees and whips out the testicle clamp of chastitiy
lalala sofa king (9:48:10 PM): shatters testicle clamp of sanity and delivers a paralysing blow to the to the lower spine with a single blow ala numchucks
redinsuburbia (9:49:02 PM): reconstructs spine with silver toothpicks, and inserts battering ram of rectum into proper receptacle*
lalala sofa king (9:49:48 PM): politly points out to you that i have already escaped to mexico and that you sodomized yourself by mistake
redinsuburbia (9:51:22 PM): gently reminds you I cloned myself three years ago and that clone has been an active sleeper cell of stalking perfection
redinsuburbia (9:51:31 PM): and she has the platypus
lalala sofa king (9:53:55 PM): you can have the platypus...thats thing has been usless since she came into contact with your clone. you see, your cloned stentch killed the platypus just seconds after the poor lil guy injected kristin version 2.0 with a lethal poison. your clone is dead and if you would simply turn around you will notice A GIANT BATTERING RAM OF RECTUM PROTRUDING FROM YOUR ARSE
redinsuburbia (9:56:08 PM): except you forget, the clone cannot be killed for she wasconstructed from the sea snatch. She has actually been living in yoursmall intestines with Louie the tape worm for the past two years andyes, she made sure the dead platypus was nice and comfortable, which iswhy you have horrendous morning breath every morning seeing as it islodged in your jugular vien
lalala sofa king (9:57:31 PM): at least i dont have a giant battle ram of rectum in my ass...i can cover up the morning breath with a tic tac and the dead platypus can be disolved with medicine like a blod clot....what ails you is just unsightly
redinsuburbia (9:59:04 PM): its okay, J Lo was actually the one to take the ram, cuz, inreality there is no clone. She has been dressing as me while i havebeen living in your intestines. That sandwich you ate the other day. Iwanted balony
lalala sofa king (9:59:50 PM): fuck you were out of baloney and if j.lo is dressed as kristin then who is blowing marc anthony
lalala sofa king (9:59:53 PM): ???
redinsuburbia (10:00:19 PM): well are you ready for this...
redinsuburbia (10:00:22 PM): Matt Damon
redinsuburbia (10:00:36 PM): Congrats Jon he is converted
lalala sofa king (10:01:08 PM): *** This user has signed off and is no longer online ***