♥ 25 ♥ [future evented and all that]

[redhuntinghood]

My word. It's Christmas again, isn't it? Time sure flies... I could have sworn it was just summer here again! I should really hurry, I need to buy a Christmas present for

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Hack'd because Demitri is a holiday troll

[lordmaximoff]

You would think that during your stay you would have at least matured to the point where you would stop whining incessantly.

But I suppose your body is the only thing that has changed, little girl.

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[redhuntinghood]

And nothing's changed about you at all. Haven't you gotten tired of being here for so long?

[lordmaximoff]

I spent over twice your lifetime confined to a castle. Ten years of having to wait at night to go out is nothing to me. And as long as I have the constant amusement of your attempts to kill me, how could I ever be bored?

[redhuntinghood]

That arrogance is going to be your downfall, Maximoff. I'm getting closer to finally slaying you, and you know it.

[lordmaximoff]

By the time you would be anywhere near capable enough, you would be so old and rotted your blood would no longer be of any interest to me.

At that time I may just start breaking into your house before dawn and smothering you in your sleep to save myself the trouble.

[redhuntinghood]

That's what you think. My age won't play a factor soon enough, you'll see.

Please give me more credit than that; I already know how to deal with anyone that tries to kill me while I'm sleeping.

[lordmaximoff]

Short of discovering the fountain of youth I fail to see how you could keep your slow decline into decrepitness from harming your already feeble combat skills.

Fair enough. I might have eventually gotten tired of it anyway. Then I suppose we shall play this silly game until its eventual conclusion.

[redhuntinghood]

As some grow older, even into their twilight years, they still grow wiser and better at what they do. Even if we're still in Mayfield for 100 more years, I'll still find a way to slit your throat, vampire.

[lordmaximoff]

Hahahaha! If you do indeed grow any wiser, maybe you will realize that the gap in skill between us is something you can never overcome.

Oh, and now that I think about it, I could use a drink to "celebrate" the holiday season. Any time you feel like it I will be happy to dance with you, child.

[redhuntinghood]

My blood's off-limits. But if you insist on taunting me, then I suppose I'll set aside some time for you. I hope you'll be ready for it.

[lordmaximoff]

I always am.