Jones Soda Holiday Pack
"A national release containing sodas flavored like Brussels Sprout with Prosciutto, Cranberry Sauce, Turkey & Gravy, Wild Herb Stuffing, or Pumpkin Pie."
"A regional release with sodas flavored like Broccoli Casserole, Smoked Salmon Paté , Turkey & Gravy, Corn on the Cob, and Pecan Pie."
What???
Am I the only person who hasn't heard about these?
..I just can't imagine a situation where someone would say, "Wow. I thoroughly enjoyed that Salmon Pate soda..let's move on to the broccoli casserole."
I also read on Stereogum.com there's a new energy drink called "Cocaine." Apparently it contains 3 times the amount of caffeine that's in one Red Bull. It's made with cayenne pepper, looks like "clown piss," and is said to cause chest pains not unlike a heart attack. I don't think think they said that in the press release though...