oh man....this is some funny ass shit
okay, so im getting ready to finally close this website for today, and my beloved brother walks in and hits his head on the door mantle...and says:
"dude that was sick, but, anyways, kate, i gotta tell you the shit that went down today....
So, me and josh (our brother's cousin, he's 26 or somethin) go to Devil's lake to fix a dish 500 for these two lesbians. one was hot one was not. then we go to the bar and eat and drink (heh heh heh) and we gave the manager a really big tip and he refused to take it and then Josh was like "just take it" and he was like "yes sir!" all chipper like, so i go "neck!". Then we leave and go to like Melaina County or somethin to do an install for a super dish and the first job was to dig a hole in the ground to stick the rod in for the dish. So me and Josh are diggin and diggin and i just so happen to cut Melaina county's phone line in half....woops...so it takes us a long time to find the other end and splice it (put it back together) after we shocked our fingers on it cuz it had 50 voltz or some shit. haha. so after that i have to flip the switch on the breaker and while im doin it im lookin in the back yard and all these chics in bikinis are in the pool. im eyein them, they're eyein me and im tryin to look cool, twirlin a lil wrench in my hand tryin to look like im doin somethin and when i open the box a whole wasp nest comes flyin at me and stings me like three times on the arm! i fell and ran away like a littl girl while all the hott chics are laughin at me. so i ruined my chances for the day. *sigh* after that we installed the dish and had to beg the customers not to say that we were the ones who cut the phone line! they laughed and said okay. then we had to run a few errands and we got some soda's and we headed to Orbit Tech. When i got there, i was hollerin at this chic Erin (maybe ive got another chance?).................................(nope)...(she has a child and she's 21....fuck)...ANYWAYS! back to the story, so we leave and i had left the cell phone and my lighter there (i would have grabbed the ciggs though, i was gonna try and cop one) so we had to do a U turn and we turn on this Rob Zombie cd and we are listening to 'Living Dead Girl' and this goth freak rocker pulls up next to us and i am sippin on my soda while head bangin and i pull the soda away and it explodes all over my face and Josh and the car and the freak guy laughs at me. So, we get my lighter and the cell phone and we head home. The End."
"Neck."
LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
thats fuckin funny. i love my brother, he's so sick. he gets so many necks though. hahahahahahaha
"dude that was sick, but, anyways, kate, i gotta tell you the shit that went down today....
So, me and josh (our brother's cousin, he's 26 or somethin) go to Devil's lake to fix a dish 500 for these two lesbians. one was hot one was not. then we go to the bar and eat and drink (heh heh heh) and we gave the manager a really big tip and he refused to take it and then Josh was like "just take it" and he was like "yes sir!" all chipper like, so i go "neck!". Then we leave and go to like Melaina County or somethin to do an install for a super dish and the first job was to dig a hole in the ground to stick the rod in for the dish. So me and Josh are diggin and diggin and i just so happen to cut Melaina county's phone line in half....woops...so it takes us a long time to find the other end and splice it (put it back together) after we shocked our fingers on it cuz it had 50 voltz or some shit. haha. so after that i have to flip the switch on the breaker and while im doin it im lookin in the back yard and all these chics in bikinis are in the pool. im eyein them, they're eyein me and im tryin to look cool, twirlin a lil wrench in my hand tryin to look like im doin somethin and when i open the box a whole wasp nest comes flyin at me and stings me like three times on the arm! i fell and ran away like a littl girl while all the hott chics are laughin at me. so i ruined my chances for the day. *sigh* after that we installed the dish and had to beg the customers not to say that we were the ones who cut the phone line! they laughed and said okay. then we had to run a few errands and we got some soda's and we headed to Orbit Tech. When i got there, i was hollerin at this chic Erin (maybe ive got another chance?).................................(nope)...(she has a child and she's 21....fuck)...ANYWAYS! back to the story, so we leave and i had left the cell phone and my lighter there (i would have grabbed the ciggs though, i was gonna try and cop one) so we had to do a U turn and we turn on this Rob Zombie cd and we are listening to 'Living Dead Girl' and this goth freak rocker pulls up next to us and i am sippin on my soda while head bangin and i pull the soda away and it explodes all over my face and Josh and the car and the freak guy laughs at me. So, we get my lighter and the cell phone and we head home. The End."
"Neck."
LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
thats fuckin funny. i love my brother, he's so sick. he gets so many necks though. hahahahahahaha