It's come to this.

[redhot_flyingv]

I have allowed the dust bunny situation to go too far. How do I know this? I know this because this evening they delivered upon me their manifesto. They are now claiming the far reaches of my closet, underneath my bed, and my pile of shoe boxes as their own sovereign nation. I knew it was unwise to let them go unchecked for so long, but since I cannot undo what has been done, my only choice is to go to war. It will be swift and it will be cruel, but it is the only way regain control.

I have Swiffer...Prepare to die.