March 21: 12:15 PM
[Yawns and stretches, feeling. .. oddly lethargic, before looking at the time, and his eyes widen.] Oh sweet GODDESS! It's after NOON! Rufus is gonna KILL me for sleepin' in so late! [He doesn't realize the voice recorder had turned on in his extreme haste to get out of the bed, and is recording his crazed flight from the bed into the bathrooms.] Shit, shit shit! I KNEW I shouldn't have gotten so damn drunk. ..wait, did I get drunk? For th'lifea me I can't remember, but shit that's what MUSTA happened, 'cause fuck if I can remember mucha anything, but that's normal when I get THAT drunk as ta wake up sluggish an' with a headache.
[Sound of the sink running as he very quickly splashes water on his face, and gets dressed, then goes to look for his emr, his pistol, and his materia, not realizing that Riddick had removed them from the room for safe keeping and to return to Tseng and Rufus as momentos.] My emr, my'gun, an' my materia are gone! What the fucking HELL? I hope someone has a damn explanation for this, 'cause shit is just too fucking whacked out for me!
[Sound of the sink running as he very quickly splashes water on his face, and gets dressed, then goes to look for his emr, his pistol, and his materia, not realizing that Riddick had removed them from the room for safe keeping and to return to Tseng and Rufus as momentos.] My emr, my'gun, an' my materia are gone! What the fucking HELL? I hope someone has a damn explanation for this, 'cause shit is just too fucking whacked out for me!