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[redheadrat]

Careful examination of various factors, such as temperature, humidity, smell of rotting vegetation, spotting of obnoxious insects and singing birds along with abnormally fast grass growth compel me to conclude that I am living in a freaken' tropical rainforest sans hot latinas and sweet fruits falling on my head.

Comments

[statzman]

I thought there was no shortage of hot Latinas in the US!

[redheadrat]

Not in my neighborhood.