One reason why asking me to borrow money might be a bad idea.....
Tonight, I went on a 15 minutes rampage about this guy that asked me for money tonight outside of CVS.
Mother Fucker... rambled on for like 5 minutes about nothing. "My sister, in the car over there, and I are from St. Pete. We came here to run errands, and blah blah blah blah blah blah... I have a job.. I make money... I'm sooooo embarrassed.... I had $10 in my back pocket.. I should have given it to her.. I don't know where it went... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....
Finally, I just yelled "I DON'T HAVE CASH!!!" so he said "Oh sorry to bother you" to which I replied "Yeah Ok whatever". He could see I was on the fucking phone when he interrupted me. Why do beggers ramble when they want money? They all have some sort of ridiculous story that takes like 15 minutes. Can't they just make it quick? Either you are going to give them cash or not. His 5 minute ramble didn't magically cause cash to grow in my wallet, and even if it had and I gave two shits about his ass... I'm not giving him shit after he's wasted 5 minutes of my fucking life.
Plus, HE HAD A FUCKING CAR!!!!! A car that drives too, I might add, because I saw him drive away later. If you have a fucking car YOU ARE NOT STRANDED!!! Drive your ass back to St. Pete and go to a fucking ATM!!! Maybe he wouldn't run out of gas money if he RAN HIS FUCKING ERRANDS IN FUCKING ST. PETE!!!!!! St. Pete isn't too much smaller than Tampa.... they could have found anything they needed there.... drugs, hoes, booze... even a grocery store.
Maybe if he had like 3 good arguments as to why I should give him money, and a professionally done powerpoint presentation, I would have considered it...... but only if his pitch took 30 seconds or less. Like a commercial for why I should waste my money on his stupid stranded ASS!!
Mother Fucker... rambled on for like 5 minutes about nothing. "My sister, in the car over there, and I are from St. Pete. We came here to run errands, and blah blah blah blah blah blah... I have a job.. I make money... I'm sooooo embarrassed.... I had $10 in my back pocket.. I should have given it to her.. I don't know where it went... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....
Finally, I just yelled "I DON'T HAVE CASH!!!" so he said "Oh sorry to bother you" to which I replied "Yeah Ok whatever". He could see I was on the fucking phone when he interrupted me. Why do beggers ramble when they want money? They all have some sort of ridiculous story that takes like 15 minutes. Can't they just make it quick? Either you are going to give them cash or not. His 5 minute ramble didn't magically cause cash to grow in my wallet, and even if it had and I gave two shits about his ass... I'm not giving him shit after he's wasted 5 minutes of my fucking life.
Plus, HE HAD A FUCKING CAR!!!!! A car that drives too, I might add, because I saw him drive away later. If you have a fucking car YOU ARE NOT STRANDED!!! Drive your ass back to St. Pete and go to a fucking ATM!!! Maybe he wouldn't run out of gas money if he RAN HIS FUCKING ERRANDS IN FUCKING ST. PETE!!!!!! St. Pete isn't too much smaller than Tampa.... they could have found anything they needed there.... drugs, hoes, booze... even a grocery store.
Maybe if he had like 3 good arguments as to why I should give him money, and a professionally done powerpoint presentation, I would have considered it...... but only if his pitch took 30 seconds or less. Like a commercial for why I should waste my money on his stupid stranded ASS!!