Watch out for me on the news.....
.....I'm going to be on there sitting against a concrete wall next to a person with an Uzi and a bag over their head. I'll be reading a statement saying that they are treating me well, but I'll be lying. When this happens... please come and save me.
What the fuck are you talking about?? You ask.....
My job is slowly torturing us. Last week the AC was broken, now this week the AC is fixed but a server in the server room is making a horrible beeping noise. Not just any beeping noise either. VERY LOUD beeping and at a fast interval.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!
Next week will be water torture... but I'll miss it because I'm going to be in Vegas so WOOT WOOT!!
Also, I hate my students. It's only really 2 or 3 that I hate, but they are the only ones who come in, and they come over and over and over and over again. The worst part is that tomorrow when I go in they will be back, and still working on the same problem I was helping them with tonight.
Kill me now...... PLEASE!
What the fuck are you talking about?? You ask.....
My job is slowly torturing us. Last week the AC was broken, now this week the AC is fixed but a server in the server room is making a horrible beeping noise. Not just any beeping noise either. VERY LOUD beeping and at a fast interval.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!
Next week will be water torture... but I'll miss it because I'm going to be in Vegas so WOOT WOOT!!
Also, I hate my students. It's only really 2 or 3 that I hate, but they are the only ones who come in, and they come over and over and over and over again. The worst part is that tomorrow when I go in they will be back, and still working on the same problem I was helping them with tonight.
Kill me now...... PLEASE!