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[redheadednerd]

SO this morning, I....overslept (until 6:15, shame on me), made an unfortunate maneuver with the steering wheel and ran over a sprinkler (it broke), did not have time to get coffee before going to work, found I was 40 cents shy of getting a nice boost o'caffeine from the pop machine, came home and began emergency life-support procedure #362, which involves unprocessed coffee beans and and ingesting Dr. Pepper intraveinously.

Ahhhhh....addiction.