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Date: 1, April 2002
Day: Monday
Time: Early morning
Location: Weasley Wizard Wheezes Flat
It is with great sadness that I announce that we - George and myself - have amended our ways an will, hence forth, be giving up this life of mayhem.
George has expressed some interest in joining a Buddhist commune, in Napal and will be leaving the country first thing tomorrow.
As for myself, I've decided to change my name to Winifred and move to San Francisco. The sex change operation has been scheduled for the first of next month. I know, I know... I'm terrified of needles, but I have to do what I think is best.
We bid you all a fond farewell!
Sincerely,
Fred Weasley
P. S.
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!
Day: Monday
Time: Early morning
Location: Weasley Wizard Wheezes Flat
It is with great sadness that I announce that we - George and myself - have amended our ways an will, hence forth, be giving up this life of mayhem.
George has expressed some interest in joining a Buddhist commune, in Napal and will be leaving the country first thing tomorrow.
As for myself, I've decided to change my name to Winifred and move to San Francisco. The sex change operation has been scheduled for the first of next month. I know, I know... I'm terrified of needles, but I have to do what I think is best.
We bid you all a fond farewell!
Sincerely,
Fred Weasley
P. S.
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!