I think an amphetamine addiction would do me good.
So over the weekend there was this big party at one of the frats on campus, Sigma Chi. For those of you not in the know, Sigma Chi is the bastion of conservative and Republican drunken frat boys on campus. They throw huge parties with lots of alcohol for those who are on "the list". The list includes, people with vaginas (espcially sorority girls), friends invited by chapter members, and of course the boys in the house. The purpose of this as far as I can tell is to get the highest ratio of drunk vaginas to Sigma Chi penises possible in order to increase chances that enough girls will fuck the them. This Saturday however upped the ante beyond what I thought was possible. Apparently every year they have this party for the entire region of Sigma Chi chapters (Canada, Washington, and Oregon) and it rotates to different chapters depending on the year. So in addition to the drunken horny asshole Republicans we already have, hundreds extra showed up from all over, they even built a fence around their property to contain the party and fend off undesirables (one friend described it as animals at a zoo, puking people, passed out people, dancing people, drinking people, people making out, and even people making out through the holes in the chainlink fence). Now here is the real kicker, since they had so many extra Sigma Chi dicks around the penis to vagina ratio was thrown off horribly lessening their chances of taking advantage of some poor drunk girl, so they had to resort to desperate measures. First off, they didn't invite any males besides the Sigma Chis in, while staying with their policy of letting in sorority girls and any other girls stupid enough to go to the party. The part that kills me is the fact that on top of this, they had buses bring in sorority girls from other schools in the area.
All I have to say is wow, just wow. I mean, are they so desperate to get laid and try and appear cool by being a drunk frat guy that they have to bus in extra pussy? And are the girls from other schools stupid enough to actually get on the bus to come over here? I call shennanigans on the whole fucking thing, frat boys and their lame ass parties need to get burninated.
This the long bitch part of the post, just a heads up for those of you who don't care or don't have the time.
So, my iPod is broken, it's official. I've probably spent about nine hours trying to get it to work, including taking it over to my Mac geek friend's house and calling up tech support. I finally bit the bullet and filled out a form online to send it back and get it repaired. It sucks because it's brand fucking new, and I bought a 50 dollar part to supposedly make it work. Fuck the po-lice.
My other electronic headaches never seem to go away. My cell phones lcd screen only turns on and is navigable when I first turn it on, or at least it is about 50% of the time. Once I flip it closed and open it again the screen is entirely blank. I took it back to the circuit city where I bought it, but they couldn't do shit because they switched from Sprint to Verizon in the store and I'm far beyond manufacturers warranty. My laptop is still fucked, with its CD drive, burneer, and DVD player working when it feels like it and my sound card going out all the god damned time. On top of that it is slow as balls even after virus and spyware scans with five programs, a scandisk, and a defrag. And I don't want to send it in until I have a working iPod that I can back up all my music on. I guess I live in a zone where no technology works as advertised.
Also on the list of shit I'm currently dealing with is housing. I want a house off campus. I want it cheap, I want it close, and I want a single. I want to live in it over the summer and for the fall semester of next year. It's my fault I didn't get on this earlier, but I felt like it has come up rather suddenly, and now I'm seriously stressing about it.
Next issue I need to deal with is getting in contact with my advisor about classes. See, summer sessions are all well and good (in fact, I could really use the credits) but the selection for English classes is insane. They have only five classes listed for the first summer session, and most of them either don't fill major requirements, or I've already taken them. As for the second summer session, they have one class listed which I'm pretty sure I don't need. In addition to that I need to find out whether or not the classes I want to take when I'm supposedly going to study abroad will count as electives or actually count toward my major requirements.
Weirdly enough this connects back to housing, I need to figure what I'm doing with my study abroad and summer session shit so I know how long to sign a lease for. As of now I have missed the housing sign up process and I'm effectively homeless next year. Since apparently the school has 200 more students than it did last year (a big deal for a school with a student body of only about 2500), all the school owned houses and apartments were snatched up leaving me to deal with landlords that will probably be soon renting out their houses to other desperate students who were more on top of their game than me.
Of course on top of all this, just like every other college kid, I have hundreds of pages of readings to do, essays and lab reports, as well as assignments to turn that are very, very, embarrassingly late.
On a scale of masturbation to hot hot sex, things are right about the level of castration without anesthesia. And that concludes my session of pointless online bitching.
All I have to say is wow, just wow. I mean, are they so desperate to get laid and try and appear cool by being a drunk frat guy that they have to bus in extra pussy? And are the girls from other schools stupid enough to actually get on the bus to come over here? I call shennanigans on the whole fucking thing, frat boys and their lame ass parties need to get burninated.
This the long bitch part of the post, just a heads up for those of you who don't care or don't have the time.
So, my iPod is broken, it's official. I've probably spent about nine hours trying to get it to work, including taking it over to my Mac geek friend's house and calling up tech support. I finally bit the bullet and filled out a form online to send it back and get it repaired. It sucks because it's brand fucking new, and I bought a 50 dollar part to supposedly make it work. Fuck the po-lice.
My other electronic headaches never seem to go away. My cell phones lcd screen only turns on and is navigable when I first turn it on, or at least it is about 50% of the time. Once I flip it closed and open it again the screen is entirely blank. I took it back to the circuit city where I bought it, but they couldn't do shit because they switched from Sprint to Verizon in the store and I'm far beyond manufacturers warranty. My laptop is still fucked, with its CD drive, burneer, and DVD player working when it feels like it and my sound card going out all the god damned time. On top of that it is slow as balls even after virus and spyware scans with five programs, a scandisk, and a defrag. And I don't want to send it in until I have a working iPod that I can back up all my music on. I guess I live in a zone where no technology works as advertised.
Also on the list of shit I'm currently dealing with is housing. I want a house off campus. I want it cheap, I want it close, and I want a single. I want to live in it over the summer and for the fall semester of next year. It's my fault I didn't get on this earlier, but I felt like it has come up rather suddenly, and now I'm seriously stressing about it.
Next issue I need to deal with is getting in contact with my advisor about classes. See, summer sessions are all well and good (in fact, I could really use the credits) but the selection for English classes is insane. They have only five classes listed for the first summer session, and most of them either don't fill major requirements, or I've already taken them. As for the second summer session, they have one class listed which I'm pretty sure I don't need. In addition to that I need to find out whether or not the classes I want to take when I'm supposedly going to study abroad will count as electives or actually count toward my major requirements.
Weirdly enough this connects back to housing, I need to figure what I'm doing with my study abroad and summer session shit so I know how long to sign a lease for. As of now I have missed the housing sign up process and I'm effectively homeless next year. Since apparently the school has 200 more students than it did last year (a big deal for a school with a student body of only about 2500), all the school owned houses and apartments were snatched up leaving me to deal with landlords that will probably be soon renting out their houses to other desperate students who were more on top of their game than me.
Of course on top of all this, just like every other college kid, I have hundreds of pages of readings to do, essays and lab reports, as well as assignments to turn that are very, very, embarrassingly late.
On a scale of masturbation to hot hot sex, things are right about the level of castration without anesthesia. And that concludes my session of pointless online bitching.