I'm writing this on pain meds.
I just got a breast reduction surgery. I'm down from an F-Cupo to a B-cup or something like that. I am also wiriting this in the dark on pain meds. FEEL FREE TO COMMENT.
1) I thought my anesthesioologists name was dr hurt but i later found out his name was dr HURTH. >.> He was a really nice asian guy who pumped me full of IVs, pills, etc.
2) my brother was in the room with me while i was on meds and i kept trying to pet his hair, insisted i wear his hat for 20 minutes.
3) i had a dream once i was compltely under that they made me get onto an operating table and then polished my glasses and gave them back to me, but it was onoly sa dream because i didnty wear my glasses.
4) i had an annoying channel changer thatt i mnanaged to make even more annoying by making my brother watch the brest feeding channel. hey, guess what? I THINK I MADE HIM GAY NOW. :D
5) as they were wheeling me down to surgery. i sweat to GOD i started humming the zones song from Finding Nemo, but i could be wrong
6_ all im gonna be able to eat is ginger ale and grraham crackers. BUT I GET THE NAME BRAND SUTFF!!! WOO-HOO!!!!
7) `when i needed to use the bathroom post-surgery, the nurse pulled down my pants for me, so that was really awkward AND unneccessary.
8) they sent me homewith a giant plastic bag to throw up in in case i needed to.
9) i kept wanting to call my BFF Amy but mom said she was in school, so my mom took a bunch of videos of me acting really silly under "happy juice", as the doctorcalled it, although it COULD haveb been cal;l;ed MOOSE JUICE. or footloose, but i doubt it.
10) I just had a dream thjat Dolly Parton taught my little sister how to shoplifty as a grocery store.
EDIT: I JUST REALIZED, 3 HOURS LATER, THAT I STOLE A HOSPITAL GOWN.
1) I thought my anesthesioologists name was dr hurt but i later found out his name was dr HURTH. >.> He was a really nice asian guy who pumped me full of IVs, pills, etc.
2) my brother was in the room with me while i was on meds and i kept trying to pet his hair, insisted i wear his hat for 20 minutes.
3) i had a dream once i was compltely under that they made me get onto an operating table and then polished my glasses and gave them back to me, but it was onoly sa dream because i didnty wear my glasses.
4) i had an annoying channel changer thatt i mnanaged to make even more annoying by making my brother watch the brest feeding channel. hey, guess what? I THINK I MADE HIM GAY NOW. :D
5) as they were wheeling me down to surgery. i sweat to GOD i started humming the zones song from Finding Nemo, but i could be wrong
6_ all im gonna be able to eat is ginger ale and grraham crackers. BUT I GET THE NAME BRAND SUTFF!!! WOO-HOO!!!!
7) `when i needed to use the bathroom post-surgery, the nurse pulled down my pants for me, so that was really awkward AND unneccessary.
8) they sent me homewith a giant plastic bag to throw up in in case i needed to.
9) i kept wanting to call my BFF Amy but mom said she was in school, so my mom took a bunch of videos of me acting really silly under "happy juice", as the doctorcalled it, although it COULD haveb been cal;l;ed MOOSE JUICE. or footloose, but i doubt it.
10) I just had a dream thjat Dolly Parton taught my little sister how to shoplifty as a grocery store.
EDIT: I JUST REALIZED, 3 HOURS LATER, THAT I STOLE A HOSPITAL GOWN.