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[redheaded_demon]

Hehehe. I'm going to try a couple of these out on my current roommate.

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[leela1]

*snickers*

Remind me never to bunk with you, unless I pass out drunk I mean.

[background_char]

Oh, don't worry about that. I'm going to kill him before he can do this to anyone else. ♥

[leela1]

Oh? Who are you and why are you telling me that you are going to kill my elder brother.. kinda?

[background_char]

I'm the roommate he intends to torture.

And to think. Not only do I extend my home to him, I extend my identity. This is how he repays me *dramatic wiping of the eyes- oh, such travesty!*

[leela1]

Uh uhh. Try harder, come on. *wink*

*looks over the list again* And let's face it, there really are worse things he could have done.

[background_char]

*laughs* The only reason he's not trying some of the nastier things is because he knows I'll introduce his head to the wall and lock him in the hall closet for a week without food or water.

[leela1]

*laughs with him* I'd feel bad for the wall.

No food or drink huh? He's tough, he can survive that. But ah, you will give him his alcohol right? Because well, that would just be cruel to make him go a week without THAT.

[background_char]

I know. I'd have to patch it and everything.

You've got a point. Fine. I'll give him a quarter to a third of a bottle and he has to ration it for the entire week.

[redheaded_demon]

You're trying to kill me!

[background_char]

Shh. The big kids are talking.

[redheaded_demon]

... I hate you.

I'm going to go kidnap your cat and drink all your booze now.

[leela1]

And repaint it. Don't forget the painting part.

...

That's just evil. I can see getting the poor guy back, but come on, he wasn't being that bad. *grins* You sir, have a vicious and demented mind. Why don't I know you yet?

[background_char]

I even have extra paint on hand, just in case of such an occurrence.

He's being annoying, so it's bad enough. A compliment! Thank you!
I'd wager it's mostly because I'm the low-life rebel scum way down in the slums and I don't crawl above the surface very often.

[leela1]

So you smash heads through walls a lot I take it. Well, always good to be prepared.

Yea, but. But he's cute annoying. There are worse you know.

*laughs* The gutters and the slums, eh? Well if you happen to find my mind down there, let me know. It goes there a lot.

[background_char]

Oh, certainly. It's almost a daily thing in the slums.

Point. And I'm used to it, after all, I've dealt with him for YEARS... although it has been at least a decade since I saw him last. He's really good at walking off and disappearing, you know that?

*laughs* Certainly. I'll be checking the gutters, and I promise I'll attempt to dry it off before I return it.

[leela1]

It's a wonder you have any walls left.

*rolls eyes* Oh tell me about it. I worry a lot. More than I let on. But hell, I'm not about to tell him that.

Good luck with that. It hasn't been cleaned in years, it's terribly dirty.