Dear idiot fishbowl,
Yanno, ya really like to make my life miserable here, don'cha? What are these things and why are they chatterin' in my bathroom? Roomies, don't go in there. I think they've filled the entire thing.
Why do the critters always have to eat the coffee beans?! All of it! Geez!
Just keep them outta med, 'kay? I got enough to worry about, yeah.
No love,
Bookman