dumb birds
Dear stupid fishbowl,
I don't mind the birds but keep 'em outta my hair when I'm workin', 'kay? I don't need a nest of lovebirds in my hair. Mistletoe was annoyin' enough. I don't wanna know where you're tryin' to go with lovebirds. That mistletoe was trouble enough, 'kay? I've had enough with lovey patients. (That's still not my fault, yanno.)
No love,
Bookman
[ and suddenly from Rabbit House comes a rather loud shriek followed by "LOGAN!!! NO!!!! NOT THE COFFEE!!!!!!!!" ]
Bridge, your dog's in my house, and he's eaten all my coffee. He's gonna be wired.