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May 26, 2005 22:32

Today was the Farmer's Market. Aside from taking TEENY LITTLE SUPER GUY (whee!), who was actually very good and only freaked out a little when the kids ran at him with their sticky little hands outstretched, it pretty much sucked ass. Like, seriously. I barely sold anything; almost everyone stopped just long enough to comment ("ooh, brownies!" " ( Read more... )

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Mmm...feel the vibes.... enilanerda May 27 2005, 22:31:32 UTC

Meh wants to go to the circus! Were there any fire eaters? Man, that lady who asked about the eggs was pretty out of place and nervy. That's when you want to entertain yourself with a little sales pitch directed at her. Hmm...

"Ma'am, These eggs are priced slightly beyond those eggs be cause they are special. Invisible to the naked eye, yet so major to the body and soul, are the slight natural and scientific levels our product has advanced to. Our chickens live in only, and only, mind you, the best quality controlled operations with experienced supervised caretakers which ensure each chicken's health, happiness, and well being so that they are in full relaxation when when the time comes to give forth the egg. Also, under these conditions the ingredients inside the egg are free of negative vibes while being in the unique egg-creation process and only the happy and tranquil vibes coming off the chicken are sealed within the eggs healthy, firm shell. This ensures you the best egg experience you will ever be able to experience for we all know that the core of being healthy is happiness and well-being. SO, when you taste the egg, you aren't just tasting an egg, you're tasting your new life!"

Yeah, that was long. But when stuff like that happens that's what I say in my mind and I can see how that would be extremely aggravating on a day like that.

Re: Mmm...feel the vibes.... redhandedjill88 May 28 2005, 23:14:19 UTC

I need to bring you along to the next Farmer's Market so you can be my saleslady. By the way, I think I saw your brother there- with some guys from the Big Red Radio? He looked like the guy I saw in Cafe Dodici, anyway.

Re: Mmm...feel the vibes.... enilanerda May 29 2005, 00:44:33 UTC

I'd love to go with you to the Farmer's Market. But I actually am pretty quiet when stuff happens. I just have an active mind. :)

And nope. That 'twasn't him.

Re: Mmm...feel the vibes.... redhandedjill88 May 29 2005, 01:37:03 UTC

Really? Hm. It looked like him. And you should just come anyway. At least I would have company while sitting around watching people not buy things from me.

Re: Mmm...feel the vibes.... enilanerda May 29 2005, 02:36:35 UTC

Oh, yesh! When is the Farmer's Market? I haven't been there since ages. And circles.

And I should have my heck of a smooth sales person brother take me. And then we find out it wasn't him but someother guy selling ads too. Hee.

Re: Mmm...feel the vibes.... redhandedjill88 May 29 2005, 04:33:29 UTC

The Farmer's Market is on Thursday, and it starts at five. (In the evening, obviously.) I won't be there next week, 'cause I'll be in Kentucky, but I'll probably be there the week after that. And then you can buy things from me. Because you're a nice person, and because dammit, I make tasty foodies.

Yes, make your brother take you. Brothers are truly excellent for that kind of thing, particularly when you can't drive yet. I certainly made full use of mine before I got my license.

Re: Mmm...feel the vibes.... redhandedjill88 May 28 2005, 23:15:23 UTC

And no, there were no fire-eaters that I saw. I didn't stay very long, unfortunately, so there could've been some after I left.

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