VOICE POST: 什麼... [what the...]

[redhaired_anita]

Hey, you guys? Who put all these green pipes in the OH MY GOD -

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[little_guardian]

What the--?

[redhaired_anita]

*OH HEY THERE ARE YOU EDIBLE TOO? LET'S FIND OUT.*

[little_guardian]

*Pulls out Tokunaga and hoshi-- it's not growing DX*

[redhaired_anita]

*meanwhile, I'm going to see if your hair tastes good. Don't mind me~*

[little_guardian]

*EEK! Totally whacking you with Tokunaga now kthnx*

[redhaired_anita]

*oh OW THAT STINGS. Taking a moment to rear back and regroup.*

[little_guardian]

*Trying to make Tokunaga work and grow but fails miserably*

[redhaired_anita]

*I don't understand your temper tantrum, but I do understand that you're a meaty thing and I'm hungry. Thus, MORE LUNGING AND ATTACKING GOES HERE.*

[little_guardian]

*Well, I'll just continue whacking you since TOKUNAGA WONT GROW DX*

[redhaired_anita]

*OMG UR SO MEAN I HAET U :(*

*that's it, calling up my babies to help defend me. That's right, a half dozen l'il ones the size of your head. Have fun!*

[little_guardian]

*Well... shit, I'll just have to whack them, too RAWR!!*

[redhaired_anita]

*when we're adults, we get our own hideyholes. For now, we have little legs that let us run around AND JUMP AT YOUR FACE.*

[little_guardian]

*Kicking now because you guys are small enough to kick like soccer balls. Whacking became just as tiring as Whack-a-Mole*

[redhaired_anita]

*but there are lots of us! For example, while you punt two of my buddies over there, one's going for your chest, another's headed for your butt, and two are making LEAPS OF FAITH for your face.*

[little_guardian]

*Damn, well I'll just have to whack and kick now! D:*

[redhaired_anita]

*damnit OW two of them literally bite the dust with rather fortunate and devastating kicks. GAIN 20 XP, GOOD JOB - *

* - no wait they just got back up to attack you again. Sorry about that.*