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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In August, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In January, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). When the stars were right, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In May, I exposed kelly_firefly to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In July, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In June, I recruited mirrdae as a new cultist (30 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-805 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.
Your humble and obedient servant,
redgormor
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